Happy Birthday Star Wars!

(Note: This is a repost of the original). Dear Seth, I am a big fan of your show (note the singular there. American Dad just okay…and we will not discuss the Cleveland show.) and watch it as often as I can. You seem to be under some sort of internet backlash at the moment where [...]

A Haiku Cycle for the Creamsicle Women: The peroxide blondes with fake orange tans. Like a winter leaf, You tumble, awkwardly off Your broken high heels ………………………………….. Your perfect orange skin The hottest oompa loompa I have seen today ………………………………….. Your spray tan hits you Like the mist off the ocean Only, retarded. ………………………………….. Did [...]

ACTION SMACKDOWN! Semi Final 1: Indy vs TMWNN. Let's get it on like the original Red Dawn.

a poem by TBinns

Thanks to some wheeling and dealing by Tbinns, The Correctness was invited to present a live version of the Superhero Smackdown at the Calgary Comic Expo this past weekend. We discussed how to transition a season-long adventure into about 50 minutes, and whether to use the same 8 finalists. We decided to pull Superman from the bracket, as he had already won once, and it seemed to make things a bit more even. We arrived at the Expo early in the day, and checked out the room. It was a large one, and we discussed whether there would 9 or 12 people attending the panel, as it was a) unknown to most of the attendees, and b) opposite a panel on comic book writing featuring Chris Claremont. (admin_rock entertained thoughts of skipping our panel to attend that one!) But when 5 o'clock rolled around, and we saw the line, it was clear that we were in for a fun time!
Those of you with eagle eyes might find a member or two of the correctness in the above picture. Read More