25 Things Wrong with The Star Wars Universe

You know, everyone here at the Correctness loves Star Wars. We really really do. But like the Father who is hardest on his most beloved child (at least that’s what my Mom said) we feel the need to share a few….shortcomings. What gives us the right to nitpick? Thousands of dollars we have spent on toys books, re releases, format changes, model kits etc. We aren’t saying George Lucas OWES us anything. But if you spent thousands on ANY product,and lets not kid ourselves, it is PRODUCT at this point, I feel you have the right, once you have purchased said product, to air a few Grievouses. (See what I did there?)

1. The Dialogue: Harrison Ford once remarked “You can write this shit George, but you can’t say it.” That becomes increasingly evident with lines like “From my point of view the Jedi are evil” and “Hold me like you did on Naboo” and “Yippeee.” No matter what age he is, Darth Vader, under no circumstances should utter the phrase “Yippeee” Not even ironically. Ever. No No No! Bad George, Bad!

2. Speaking of which, Anakin should not have been 10 when the story started. Being 17 ish would a) set up a parallel with Luke, b) make the pod race and subsequent space battle more plausible c) make the romance less weird and creepy and d) would have eliminated the need for “Yipeee” I cannot stress enough how much of a mistake that was.

3. Midichlorines or whatever the fuck. Making the force a medical condition, nay a parasite even, took the wind out of every sail. Remember when it was an energy force that surrounded us and bound the Galaxy together? Was anyone unsatisfied with that explanation? Because I wasn’t. The Force is not something you can cure with a dose of Penicillin.

4. Accents. With the exception of Ewen MacGregor every accent was either piss poor, racist, or both. Natalie Portman in the Senate, evil Asian trade federation, Gungans, mesa haten dem all.

5. The Death of Darth Maul. Take the ONE new character that is actually several shades of awesome , and instead of stretching him out over three films and having Anakin kill him to take his place at the Emperor’s side, you punk him out at the end of episode One. And by the way, he had the higher ground, which is exactly how Obi Wan beat Anakin in Episode 3. A little consistency is not too much to ask for. And who did they replace him with? Count DOOKU? Whose name even sounds like a euphemism for shit?

6. Teddy Bear Bad Assery: Not just any Stormtroopers but AN ENTIRE LEGION OF THE EMPERORS BEST TROOPS. Utterly destroyed by Care bears with sticks and rocks. It’s like a midget Fuzzies convention. Fuck Ewoks. Fuck em right in the cute cuddly ear.

7. The Death Star has cleared the planet. As opposed to just blowing it up to get it out of the way. Even if it’s one of those “We can’t recharge the laser in time” things If they blew up Yavin, it would have devastating effects on the 4th moon, it would be every bit as effective as blowing the planet up. Grand Moff Tarkin needs to brush up on his science, I think.

8. The Kiss. Not the peck on the cheek in a New Hope, I’m talking about the full on “I’ll show you Mr. Smarty Pants Han Solo” lip lock between brother and sister in The Empire Strikes Back. Ewwww. Evidently the Skywalker twins are from the deep southern part of the Galaxy.

9. Taun Tauns. Cool, but why do they sound like the Hambugler? Rawble Rawble Rawble.

10. Darth Vader building one of the droids that he was looking for in a New Hope. Really? REALLY?Plus he used to own the one who has the plans he’s looking for. No one is looking to Star Wars for any sense of verisimilitude but dear God, how small IS that fucking Galaxy?

11. “I don’t recall ever owning a droid before…” Well then you’ve gone senile, because you knew this droid by name and hung around with him extensively over a period of years. Maybe when they wiped the Droids memory some of it spilled over to Obi Wan

12. Yoda. While I have no problem with his Little Green Ninja thing like Rob does (Judge him by his size do you Rob?) but why is it the puppet from the 80’s looks waay better than either the shitty puppet or the cgi in the prequels? Can’t you just use the same puppet? His appearance wouldn’t have changed that much, when you consider he’s 900 years old, 30 years here or there won’t make that much of a difference. You didn’t throw the puppet out did you? DID YOU?

13. Retconning Temura Morrison’s voice onto Boba Fett. He’s a clone, I get it, but New Zealand accents aren’t genetic. It’s a big galaxy; he could have lost the accent years ago. Way to fuck over Jeremy Bulloch’s convention income, George.

14. The Turn. I get his reasons for turning…it all just seemed a little sudden. “You are evil, I’m taking you in!” and 15 minutes later “Yeah, I’ll go kill a bunch of children, I’m totally okay with that.” More seeds should have been planted sooner (which if he was older to begin with, could have been done more easily)

15. Luke and Leia’s scene on the bridge in the Ewok Village. From what I’m led to understand they were given several scenes that played out differently to prevent info leaking. Well they must not have believed it was the real scene because it is every bit as painful and embarrassing as the scenes with Anakin and Padme. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

16. Boba Fett dies like a bitch. Taken out by a blind guy. By accident. That death not only robbed Boba Fett of his dignity, it also sold Han short. You couldn’t take 5 MINUTES for a mano a mano between Han and Boba Fett? Hell, at least his dad died on his feet firing both guns. But not Boba. Accidentally knocked into a giant sand vagina. Great. P.S. You have a jet pack… FLY OUT!!!!.

17. Threepio’s attempt at humor in the Prequels. “This is such a drag!” Yes, yes it is Threepio. And something tells me Anthony Daniels knows a thing or two about drag.

18. The commentary in the Pod Race. Thanks Greg Proops for smearing a healthy dose of suck over one of the few cool scenes in the movie.

19. Say it with me everyone “HAN SHOOTS FIRST!!!”

20. Jet Pack Artoo. He can fly? Really? That would have got him out of a number of scrapes in the previous films. Maybe the memory wipe erased that too.

21. “There was no father.” Fuck you. I didn’t by that from the Catholic Church I’m certainly not going to buy it from you.

22. Wheels. Either they don’t have them at all (Landspeeders, speeder bikes, At At’s) or they are nothing BUT wheels (Lame tank thingy, Lamer General Grievous thingy)

23. Turning the greatest Villain of all time into a whiny brat. “Obi wan is holding me back!” that one actually rivals “I was going to Toshee station to pick up some power converters” as the greatest Star Wars whine of all time. And the less said about “Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!” the better.

24. Jar. Fucking. Jar. Fucking. Binks

25. Whiny fanboys nitpicking every detail until the movie is rendered…uhhh…oh.

19 Responses to “25 Things Wrong with The Star Wars Universe”

1. RobbieRobTown says:

   July 16, 2009 at 1:52 pm

   My issue is less with Yoda’s size, and more with him losing his ‘mystical” quality. In Empire, we have strange swamp wizard with incalculable power we can only guess at. In the apocryphal trilogy, we have an angry green monkey.

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2. Max says:

   July 17, 2009 at 3:07 pm

   To be clear:
   Han did not shoot first.
   Greedo never fired.

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3. Tbinns says:

   July 17, 2009 at 3:40 pm

   The Correctness stands corrected. Greedo never fired.

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4. Eric Geller says:

   July 17, 2009 at 8:33 pm

   I agree with #25 the most.

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5. Jen says:

   July 18, 2009 at 12:19 am

   Awesomeness. Couldn’t have put it better myself. The technology being more advanced and polished in the prequels really bugged me, the most obvious example being R2′s flying thing. Thanks for backing that up, yo.

   PS – freaking LOVE this blog, why haven’t I seen it before?

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   • RobbieRobTown says:

     July 20, 2009 at 10:52 am

     You haven’t seen us before because we’re new, but we have a low tech facebook group you can join if you like!

     Search your searchy deal for thecorrectness.com and join the “fun”. And I use quotes here because somebody “said” it was “fun”, and not for emphasis.

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6. Karl says:

   July 18, 2009 at 2:58 pm

   Nice work. I’m especially with you on #14. Not just #14…… but especially that one.

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7. Matthew M says:

   July 20, 2009 at 3:51 pm

   25? Just 25? Wow there were SOOOO many more… is there a part 2 coming of this?

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8. Jedi School Drop Out says:

   July 22, 2009 at 4:46 pm

   “Fett” is a Maori word for “ignominious death.”

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9. pnjunction says:

   July 26, 2009 at 5:13 am

   To be fair on #11, he did say it with a tone that, especially looking back, had an obvious hint to it. He was keeping the past under wraps and hinting for R2 to do the same.

   LOL at #21, I’m not too wrapped up in it to care but that is funny.

   Regarding #14, the Turn, yes it was sudden but the thing is he made the choice when he chopped of Windu’s arm and there was no going back, especially since he wanted to save sweet Padme.

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10. Holly says:

    July 26, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    Regarding # 16… As I understood it from watching that scene, Boba bashed into something and it seemed to render his jetpack inoperative.

    Secondly… Did anyone read the SW books? Or am I the only lame-o fan who did that… I suppose the books are irrelevant to the movie time-line and I’ll get yelled at for this… But I DID do a lot of SW RPG so timeline stuff was always important…

    Star Wars: The Bounty Hunter Wars: The Mandalorian Armor: Bounty Hunter #1 http://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/product-description/0553524968/ref=dp_proddesc_0/179-1144519-3995359?ie=UTF8&n=916520&s=books — Dengar actually ends up rescuing Fett from the Sarlacc… But again, that’s so lame and un-macho of Fett to be RESCUED… By Dengar, no less…. to save his butt from a sand-vagina.

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11. Jason says:

    August 28, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    I wrote this back in 2005:

    • 46 Things Wrong With The Star Wars Prequels:
    Direction – Story – Timeline – Theme – Logic
    1. George Lucas can’t direct.
    2. George Lucas must be surrounded and insulated by a circle of Yes Men who tell him everything he’s doing is perfect. He truly doesn’t realize how much his ideas, stories, and movie making abilities suck. Or it’s hubris? Or he’s insane?
    3. Prequels suck. You know what’s going to happen, it’s going to lead into the original movies. Hello?
    4. Kids in movies suck. The first movie should not have been about Lil’ Anakin Skywalker. It’s pathetic. (One exception: E.T. )
    5. All three movies should’ve been PG-13 rated. This is a “dark time for the Jedi,” and some really bad things happened. If you refuse to show them you’re doing everyone a disservice. There was a big difference in tone between 4, 5, & 6, so why not tighten that up? We go from a movie about little kids to a movie about killing little kids, it’s a leap.
    6. “Clone Wars” meant more when we didn’t know anything about it. After these movies it’s meaningless. They fought with clones, battle droids, myriad aliens, Jedi & Sith. If it’s a Clone Wars then there should be more than one and it should be all about the clones.
    7. It’s the Clone Wars, but why clones?
    8. Alec Guiness was 63 in 1977. Why did Vader wonder how Obi Wan could’ve lived so long, and assumed it must be the power of the force?
    9. The final movie gave no reason why Vader should assume Obi Wan is dead. And at their next encounter how did Obi Wan recognize him? If he hadn’t known Anakin as Vader at least during the last battle, then he would’ve called him Anakin the next time he saw him. Somewhere before moving to Tatooine Obi Wan should’ve seen Anakin as Vader.
    10. Return Of The Jedi should’ve involved Chewbacca’s home planet, not the fucking Ewoks. That was the original intention, and they changed it due to philosophical differences over how technologically advanced the Wookies were supposed to be.
    11. Lucas’ explanation that the “Revenge Of The Jedi” title was just a trick vs. bootleggers is bullshit because I had catalogs from Kenner that said Revenge Of The Jedi. He has been known to lie, make up stories, or change his story for no apparent reason on several issues.
    12. Phantom Menace and Attack Of The Clones are still incredibly stupid titles. They do not invoke old 1950 pulp sci fi serials. They invoke translations of movie titles into Japanese and then back again into English. “Threat Of Illusion” & “Attack Of Clone.”
    13. Pod racing on Tattooine. Painful to watch.
    14. CGI looks fake. It’s like watching a cartoon. Most people agree but don’t seem to mind. I mind. Especially with all the flipping around the Jedi do now. I said it before, Yoda in Empire was 100 times more realistic than CGI Yoda.
    15. Yoda should never, ever need a lightsaber. He blocks things, moves things, he talks, he directs, he’s a great general in the clone wars, but he doesn’t fight hand to hand. If he did then we would’ve seen him teaching Luke how to use the lightsaber on Dagobah. Ha! Luke just assumed a Jedi master must be a “great warrior,” but he knew nothing of Yoda as a historical figure. In Ep. 4-6 the generals wait in the fucking command center, they aren’t landing with the ground troops. Why can’t Yoda be vulnerable? Why does he have to kick mucho gusto ass. Why can’t there be a mostly noncombatant Jedi master who’s just wise and respected?
    16. If Yoda can do flips, kicks and shit then why does he need a cane to walk? it’s bullshit. And how can he go from spry at age 780 but dying of old age at 810? And that’s not his age, that’s how long he’s been training Jedi.
    17. Better: Yoda was hunted by Darth Tyrannus to the ends of the universe as the other Jedi were being destroyed. They finally crashed on Dagobah which killed Tyrannus and left Yoda marooned, but due to Tyrannus’ dark ghost, safe from the Sith. He doesn’t need to fight an epic battle! His words should be enough. His example. Going back to the captured city to attack the emperor was idiotic, and if he’s that reckless then why did he give up at the end. He almost killed him. Having him run around like a little monkey was just demeaning.
    18. Better: Anakin Skywalker fell into a molten pit and was left for dead by Obi Wan. But hate and the force were so strong in him that he held on to life and dragged his sorry carcass out of the lava, where he was rescued, returned to the emperor, and made into Darth Vader. I think the problem is that between then and now someone realized that if a person actually fell into lava or molten metal they would be flash incinerated. No carcass to drag. Still it looked half assed? And why couldn’t the dark side protect him from the lava somehow, force field or something?
    19. If Emperor Palpatine didn’t look like that until he fought Mace Windu then why did he appear as Darth Sidious in holograms throughout the three movies?
    20. What kind of place elects a “queen” for a short time? It’s a half-assed justification for Leia to be a “real” princess. Every world doesn’t have to be a democracy or it’s “evil.” Better if Leia’s mom was a senator, and she was adopted by a king and queen.
    21. Fucking Super Ninja Better: Love triangle! Anakin was too young for Padme, so she fell in love with Obi Wan. But he saw her only as a princess to be served, not an equal. But Anakin loved her more than life itself, and never understood why she couldn’t love him in return. Especially seeing how Obi Wan rejected her. Finally he couldn’t stand it and as he became seduced by the dark side he raped Padme, spawning Luke & Leia. Obi Wan sought revenge and that led to their epic battle on the molten planet. (His failure with Anakin, his responsibility) Knowing how the Emperor seduced Anakin, Obi Wan forced Padme to send her son and daughter into hiding. Heart broken and alone she killed herself like that girl in Last Of The Mohicans.
    22. General Grievous is extraneous. It’s the Clone Wars, not the separatist droid army led by whatever the hell that thing is wars. IG-88 would’ve been cooler.
    23. Darth Vader as seen in the prequels is pathetic compared to the Darth Vader from the original films. He’s whiny, dumb, love struck, Oedipal issues.
    24. Darth Vader shouldn’t serve the emperor because he wants to, but because the emperor beats him down and forces him to call him Master.
    25. We never saw Palpatine teach Anakin anything.
    26. Nearly every line of the movie induces a cringe. Whether it’s bad direction: Why does Samuel L. Jackson speak like that? Or bad writing: Why does Yoda continue to talk backwards? It’s more like he’s retarded than he just doesn’t speak English well? If my ESL girlfriend talked like that I’d tell her she’s saying it wrong. He didn’t talk like that in Empire.
    27. What was with the sitcom action between Anakin and Padme?
    28. The reign of Emperor Palpatine is based on racism. An effort to wipe non-human species from the galaxy. Which is why everyone in the Empire is human and the Jedi order, who allow all sorts, is the antitheses. Explains why Mos Eisley is full of “scum & villainy,” i.e. aliens.
    29. Obi Wan’s failure with Anakin is that of neglect. He really isn’t a very good Jedi Master. The years spent on Tatooine hone him, but he’s still no match for Vader. Then how did he defeat Anakin the first time? Maybe an accident or some trick or Vader’s own hubris? And his final act is to sacrifice himself just so Luke would become incensed? What’s that? How is Luke being angry, seeking revenge, help him become a better Jedi? Wouldn’t Obi Wan sticking around to train him help him more. They both could’ve gone to seek Yoda.
    30. They started making clones because there weren’t enough humans in the galaxy. There’s plenty of faster ways to build an army, especially of battle droids and aliens, unless you have a reason for them to be human.
    31. The Wookie home world (I don’t care enough to look it up, starts with a K) was completely wasted. There was a battle and we saw some Wookies, oh, and finally Chewie, but big whoop, he didn’t do anything. Did Luke and Yoda ever get to talking and then they were like, “Oh, duuuude, I flew with Chewie, you knew Chewie?,” and Yoda’s like, “Galaxy small.”
    32. The Jedi were weakened how? There were Sith Lords all along, right. If they died out then there couldn’t be any more. A decadent decline. Lost their powers because they picked sorry students? Lost too many to the Dark Side? The world changed to a democracy and the Jedi were a leftover of the old Empire. Then when the new Empire rose, there was no room for Jedi anymore.
    33. Darth Vader = Dark Invader, Darth Sidious = Dark Insidious, Darth Tyrannus = Dark Tyrant, Darth Maul = Dark Mauler
    34. “Hunted down and destroyed the Jedi.” His soldiers were clones. Why all this robot shit? After the rise of the Empire they used clone Stormtroopers exclusively, because you can’t trust aliens or robots!
    35. What’s the Clone Wars vs. anyway? What’s the purpose? Who are they fighting against and why? Droid separatists? Trade Federation? Darth Tyrannus? All of the above? It should be either Humans vs. Aliens OR at the discovery of clone technology, various factions began building huge clone armies to fight each other. “Together we will bring order to the galaxy.”
    36. Princess Leia’s birth mother was not a princess or queen. She was simply a senator. Leia’s adoptive parents were king & queen of wherever. The Organas. Which is why Leia rebelled from her princess upbringing to become a Senator herself. Now that makes sense! Forcing her to be a real princess (though elected) and a real senator is awfully forced.
    37. “General Kenobi, you served my father in the Clone Wars.” He served Bail Organa, King of someshit? But he didn’t serve anyone in Ep 1-3 except Yoda and Padme herself.
    38. The Clone Wars were chaotic. Obi Wan and Anakin doing this, Palpatine usurping power, Yoda in the fucking command center, until finally it all went to shit when Palpatine declared himself emperor. Then Anakin turned to the dark side, as a philosophical follower of Palpatine, in disgust of the weakness he saw in Obi Wan, hatred of the Jedi, lust for power, not a Sith Lord yet, and then later the Emperor made him his student and Darth Vader went forth to hunt down the Jedi. And then some time later he became our Vader.
    39. The Clone Wars should’ve been the background for the prequels, with our heroes in on the action, not the politics.
    40. Ewoks + Frogs = Jar Jar & the Gungans (in Lucas’ mind).
    41. Episode 1= The Quest For Clone Technology Episode 2= The Clone Wars Episode 3=The Rise Of The Empire/Fall Of The Jedi
    42. Emperor Palpatine says, “friends” excessively in the final chat/battle with Luke and Vader.
    43. Yoda never reprimanded Obi Wan for being reckless despite them talking about it in Empire.
    44. In 2005, along with this trailer, I downloaded a trailer for “Star Wars: Episode II” from 2002 or so, that shows scenes of and lists as stars Gabriel Byrne, a cataract-eyed Christopher Walken, and shows a half dozen Boba Fett’s in a doorway. I don’t know what it is, where it came from or if it’s even real?
    Update: I found out someone actually constructed that “trailer” out of other movies and stock footage, with a little CGI of his own, after rumors circulated that those two actors were being considered for parts in the new film, as a way of encouraging them to accept, or creating fan pressure on them to accept.
    So, it’s not really a criticism then, though “anything” different looks like an improvement at this point. I’m sure if they’d cast Walken as “Darth Tyrannus” (Ugh, I feel like a 5 year old writing about Power Rangers writing that stupid name), we’d be wishing it’d been played by Christopher Lee if we’d heard rumors of that.
    45. It took them 20 years to build one Death Star but the other one only took a couple of years between Episode 4 and 6? They should’ve just been looking at some plans at the end of Epidode 3. And no one said, “If any system dares oppose us they will face the might of this death star.” Building another Death Star is weak. After the Death Star exploded they should’ve re-evaluated their goals and gone in a completely different direction, such as training more Sith Lords. Anything different would’ve been an improvement.
    46. Changing your name when you turn to the Dark Side is similar to how Black Muslims changed their name when they converted in the 60′s. So it Star Wars racist? One token good guy Black in each series. Lando and Windu. At least Billy Dee Williams didn’t have a Tennessee accent.
    47. The very concept that Jedi are forbidden to fall in love or get married is so preposterous as to cause me to question the sanity of anyone who’d even think of such an unreasonable requirement let alone try to force that oblong onto the concept of Jedi Knights, who are supposed to be the wisest and greatest of all persons in the galaxy. Is George Lucas trying to make us hate Jedi, or is he trying to connect them with his stupid beliefs in Christianity?
    48. I’m not done yet!!!

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12. Dyster says:

    August 29, 2009 at 12:45 am

    Let’s get this out if the way: GL is the supreme ruler for the SW universe – Period. Right, wrong, or indifferent. Most people are still scratching their heads as to why he does what he does; but to what point? Anyone who can do better, step right up! I’ll gladly see your films. While its too late to address most of what you say, (and you make a few points) I’ll comment on:

    #29 Obi was prepared for some time to join the living Force. That was the moment he chose. Obi did feel he failed Anakin, so Yoda was the best choice for Luke. Since he would have sensed Yoda passing, he planned to direct Luke to him all along.

    #30 Clones were created on the template of Jango, who was believed to be the best in warriors. They wanted an army who had his skill & abilities and mostly because they could control them. GO 66 would not have been implemented so flawlessly without question. To say because there were no humans available is silly.

    #32 The Jedi as a whole lost focus with no real threat to deal with. They became complacent and arrogant. The EU claims like over 1000 years had passed since they encountered the Sith. With Sith, there can only be 2 at a time (Master/Apprentice) so there can’t be legions like the new game.

    #47 deals with mainly attachment. Remember GL “borrows” a lot. The template for the Jedi was of Shaolin monks. Attachment causes distraction and weakness. If you’re a warrior, how tough will you be when I’m slaughtering your captive loved ones? We know how emotionally taxing love and relationships can be. One could not focus with maximum effect with all that distraction. Anakin proved that perfectly.

    In closing, I’ll defend you right to speak freely, but people who curse extraneously in threads really show their lack of class, education, and dumb down the Net.

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13. maybetherewas says:

    November 7, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    @ #21 she never said there was no father just that she reered the boy and that she won’t explain about the father.. all looking at the point of view on the selection of words.

    Shmi Skywalker: There was no father. I carried him, I gave birth, I raised him. I can’t explain what happened.

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14. Stranger says:

    November 13, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    21. “There was no father.”
    …
    Actually, that’s one thing that I liked about Ep 3 – it was completely wrong when it came out in Ep 1…but with that conversation in Ep3 in the “opera” about Darth Plagueis – who “could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life…” and how he was killed by his aprentice (Sidious)…

    Just shows you how palpatine got that skill, and used it to “create” Anakin and set in motion the whole thing…

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15. Peter M says:

    November 14, 2009 at 11:59 pm

    #16 – Actually he survived. It does in fact take more than a gian sand vagina to kill him… and I’m totally stealing that phrase

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16. Chico says:

    April 24, 2010 at 6:51 am

    “mesa haten dem all.”

    hahahahah Dying.

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17. Skye E says:

    August 3, 2010 at 5:14 pm

    ‘vater’ is German for ‘father’

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18. Warren says:

    September 14, 2011 at 2:21 pm

    actually boba fett didnt die in the pit of carcoon or watever the fuck its called…. n the books/expanded series he actually escaped it after jabbas boat thing blew up

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