The Correctness Glossary : “Dexter”

A Glossary of Terms that have yet to, but ought to come into everyday usage. Today’s Correctness Glossary term:

DEXTER : (DEXter) v. 1.) to harm, mutilate or kill someone who richly and deeply deserves it.

EXAMPLE: Did you hear about that guy who left his baby in the car to die while he was in the Casino? Someone ought to Dexter the shit out of that guy

Pretty straightforward I think. Go ahead and make your own examples below. Or let me know if the chick who plays his sister (and is his real life wife) is hot or not, because I can’t quite tell and I keep flip-flopping on the issue.

Oh, wait, just thought of another one…

“Sexist bloggers who treat women like objects ought to be Dextered.”

Author: Tbinns

Tony is a stand up comedian. Tony is a writer. Tony is a sketch comedian. Tony defines himself by what he does. This is due to poor self esteem. He is horribly opinionated and prone to boogers.

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