My Life According To The Relative Size of Girls?

On seeing this facebook note trend:

“Choose only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on… You can’t use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It’s a lot harder than you think! Repost as “my life according to (band name)”. ”

If I choose the Smiths, will people start calling and asking me if I’m okay again? Because I’m fine. No really, I’m feeling fine. I’m just busy… and it’s just so very dark in my apartment…

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Pick your Artist:
The Smiths

Are you a male or female:
What Difference Does it make?

Describe yourself:
Unloveable

How do you feel:
Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now

Describe where you currently live:
Cemetery Gates

If you could go anywhere, where would you go:
Nowhere Fast

Your favorite form of transportation:
The Boy with the Thorn in His Side

Your best friend is:
Shakespeare’s Sister

You and your best friends are:
Girl Afraid

What’s the weather like:
There is a Light That Never Goes Out

Favorite time of day:
How soon is Now?

If your life was a TV show, what would it be called:
Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want

What is life to you:
Stop me If You Think You’ve Heard this one…

Your fear:
I want the one I can’t have

What is the best advice you have to give:
Some Girls are Bigger than Others

Thought for the Day:
Last Night I Dreamt that Somebody Loved Me

How I would like to die:
Asleep

My soul’s present condition:
Panic

Most Faithful Companion:
Girlfriend in a Coma

My motto:
That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore

Author: RobbieRobTown

RobbieRobTown garners amusement like Jennifer Garner garners garn. What? You said it, you make sense of it. No, YOU said it.

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