From: General Alfred Howe Terry (generalbadass@uscalvary.com)

To: General George Custer (custer@littlebighorn.com)

Cc:

Subject: Change of Plans sent: June 25, 1876

George,

We MAY have miscalculated the number of hostiles in the area. Whatever you do, DON’T ATTACK.

P.S. Attached a hilarious picture of the president in a bikini. LOL!

From: Paul Revere (bostonrules@silversmith.com)

To: bfranklin@electricity.com, gwashington@valleyforge.net, barnold@traitors.com, jqadams@notaxationwithoutrepresentation.net, tjefferson@dofi.com tommypaine@commonsense.org, charleslee@bunkerhill.com, rmontgomery@britainsux.com, hgates@saratoga.tripod.net, jpjones@navyrocks.com,
dmorgan@bitemecornwallis.com, hlaurens@teaparty.com.

Cc:

Subject fw fw fw fw fw: The British are coming!

Hey Guys!

(Animated gif of Paul Revere galloping on a horse)

The British are coming! The British are coming!

Please forward this to at least 10 people on your list, and good fortune will befall you!
-ttfn, P.

From Nikola Tesla

to Thomas Edison

Tommy, re: the lightbulb design I sent you. Don’t even think about stealing that shit from me!

From: “a concerned party” docbrown@88milesperhour.org

to presidentlinkon@the whitehouse.com

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Mr. President, I’ve discovered an assassination plot against you that is to take place at the Theatre tomorrow night. Be on your guard, and don’t even think about going. I will be out of contact for the next 3 days, but you NEED to know this.

to: williamshakespeare@stratuponavon.com

from wr4sewr56@yahoo.com

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from Dwight Eisenhower daprez@whitehouse.org

to Emperor Hirohito godmadeflesh@axis.com

re: Hiroshima and Nagasaki

POWNED!!11111111oneoneone

All your bases are belong to us!

Suck it!

Joseph Stalin Stalin@suckitlenin.com

Adolf Hitler idhitlerthat@thebunker.com

Fwd fwd fwd: This joke is HILARIOUS!!!
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Q: How many communists can you fit in a bunker?

A: You are about to find out, Bitch!

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from Cleopatra:
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