Comments on: Christmas Shopping Haikus http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/christmas-shopping-haikus/ Better living through smarminess. Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:58:38 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: 1/4 20 http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/christmas-shopping-haikus/comment-page-1/#comment-1440 1/4 20 Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:08:11 +0000 http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=2333#comment-1440 it looks like i now have one less present to buy happy holidays it looks like i now
have one less present to buy
happy holidays

]]> By: TomAss http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/christmas-shopping-haikus/comment-page-1/#comment-1438 TomAss Fri, 11 Dec 2009 23:12:38 +0000 http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=2333#comment-1438 Bah Humbug I say! I fucking hate this season! I wish you'd all die! ...but seriously Them's some great haikus there boys Crap! Look what you've done So very attuned Counting syllables... must... STOP! Oh Jee-bus kill ME! This has got to stop I can't live my life like this FUCK YOU CORRECTNESS! I've got the answer but fire arms are hard to get I could use a rock I've got what I need I'm here at the "Shooters Edge" Gun clubs were the key click click click click click How can five bullets be duds? Lets try just *click* BANG! Bah Humbug I say!
I fucking hate this season!
I wish you’d all die!

…but seriously
Them’s some great haikus there boys
Crap! Look what you’ve done

So very attuned
Counting syllables… must… STOP!
Oh Jee-bus kill ME!

This has got to stop
I can’t live my life like this
FUCK YOU CORRECTNESS!

I’ve got the answer
but fire arms are hard to get
I could use a rock

I’ve got what I need
I’m here at the “Shooters Edge”
Gun clubs were the key

click click click click click
How can five bullets be duds?
Lets try just *click* BANG!

]]> By: Ringo http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/christmas-shopping-haikus/comment-page-1/#comment-1436 Ringo Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:58:42 +0000 http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=2333#comment-1436 Tiz the season, so to you and all your loved ones peace and love, Ringo Tiz the season, so
to you and all your loved ones
peace and love, Ringo

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