Almost Paris in The Spring Time

Paula Abdul apparently quit Idol via Twitter. Guess which 3 nouns in that sentence we don’t give a fuck about.

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Dearest Readers: It was a wild time at The Correcteness panel at the Calgary Comic Expo! Literally dozens (Dozen. Half dozen. Four.) of our regular readers showed up for vote for their favourite heroes in an epicesque battle to the deathish! Not only that, but the Calgary Con saw the sudden and triumphant re-opening of  the "win a Date with RobbieRobTown" contest, at the behest of Summer Glau (who I am sure was dropping me a specific hint in an audience of 5000 people). There were 7 contenders in the Smackdown this year, and the audience voted in a favourite hero as well. Before I go on to list who was in the battle this year, may I just say that if you give the audience a choice on who is in the Smackdown, they will make obscure, irrational choices to spite me.

(ED: Today's article is brought to you by guest writer Victoria Banner - no relation.) Legend of Zelda: The Movie. So somewhere at one point in time someone said to me "A Legend of Zelda Movie would be awesome" I disagreed with this fact but was too busy not being sober to bring up why I whole heartedly disagreed with this fact. Well I forgot who brought up the concept, but I remembered why a legend of Zelda movie would be Terrible.

June 15: Those cult guys came around again today. I know they are in a cult because of the nametags, photocopied literature, and matching discount suits from Tip Top. I pretended I wasn’t home. I hate those cult guys. June 16: Cult guys are back, they knocked, and knocked, and knocked. They must have waited on the porch for twenty minutes. I think they stole my newspaper. I would never be an asshole like those newspaper thieving cult assholes. Do they know I'm home?