The Love Song of J. Xander Douchebag

Posted By admin on Jul 14, 2009 |

I grow old… I grow old…

I shall wear the bottom of my Gap denims rolled.

Shall I spike my hair up high, Do I dare to eat a Dragonfruit,

I shall wear Old Navy Capris, and walk upon the beach.

I have heard the Jonas Brothers singing, each to each

I do not think they will sing to me.

Fuck it, I’ll just get frosted tips.