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The Kinect Conundrum

I hate to be the guy to bring this up, I really do, but there is an elephant in the room and it needs to be addressed.

So here goes.

How long will it take for someone who, after receiving a Kinect for their X-box on Christmas morning, gets the idea to jerk off in front of it just to watch the video game character do it with him?

I’m guessing somewhere around mid afternoon on Boxing Day.

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7 Responses to “The Kinect Conundrum”

  1. avatar spcMIKE says:

    You think this hasn’t been done already?

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  2. avatar admin_rock says:

    Hmmm… someone’s wife is days from giving birth, and his thoughts turn to….

    Well, that’s about right then.

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  3. avatar The M-Daddy says:

    Boxing Day? A full 24 hours? I find your lack of faith in the juvenile tendencies of mankind disturbing.
    By mid-afternoon Boxing Day, I expect at least 30 people in this province alone to be going steady with their avatar.

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  4. avatar Saarinen says:

    You guys actually think this hasn’t been done months and months ago by one of the developers?

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