Sorry for the Delay

I saw a headline once on Yahoo.com that claimed more and more people were turning to the Bible for financial advice. This is very odd to me. If you found a copy of the Wall Street Journal that was over 2000 years old, would you take the “Hot Stock Tips” or would you find them just a tad out of date?

ACTION SMACKDOWN! This week: Warrant Officer Ellen Ripley, late of the Nostromo, vs. Captain Malcom Reynolds of the Firefly class spaceship Serenity. Ms. "Get away from her, you bitch" vs. Mr. "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you". Let's get it on like the Yuuzhan Vong.

(ED: Today's article is brought to you by guest writer Victoria Banner - no relation.) Legend of Zelda: The Movie. So somewhere at one point in time someone said to me "A Legend of Zelda Movie would be awesome" I disagreed with this fact but was too busy not being sober to bring up why I whole heartedly disagreed with this fact. Well I forgot who brought up the concept, but I remembered why a legend of Zelda movie would be Terrible.

ACTION SMACKDOWN! This week: Still reeling from the clusterf#$k that was last week's smackdown, we attempt to move forward. James Bond British Superspy takes on Ash Williams of the "Evil Dead" films. The rules are simple, and can be found HERE.