Hey Idaho, What’s Your Fucking Problem?

Ralph

A quick look at the Correctness analytics reveal we have received hits from every province and every state. Except one.

Idaho.

Too good for The Correctness Idaho? Too busy with your potatoes and your stupid law that forbids you to give someone else a box of candy that weighs more than 50 pounds? We LIKE candy at the Correctness Idaho. We like it more than we like you, as a matter of fact.

You’re all like “Ooooh loook at me I’m Idaho, I have the largest man made Geyser in the world at Soda Springs! I’m 5897 feet above sea level and I hate the Correctness.”

Well you know what, we don’t even WANT you to look on here Idaho. You and your deepest gorge in the Continental United States are not welcome here. Go look at Potato porn, you Correctness hating Sons of Bitches!

We’re coining a new word. “Idaholes” It means some Sawtooth National Park visiting Idaho non humor site checking out River City assholes.

Fuck You Idaho.

P.s. We are erasing all of your information from Wikipedia.

Author: Tbinns

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