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(Note: This is a repost of the original). Would you kindly read this column by Correctness Guest Correspondent Victoria Banner So I am playing tons of Bioshock as of lately, not Bioshock 2 but Bioshock the original Game of the Year for the year of 2008. I am playing Bioshock because I am that special kind of magical broke you get when you are a student AND you work at Jubilations once a week for peanuts….yep that special magical type of broke. Read More...

Dear Supposed RobbieRobTown Fan club: Some time ago, TBinns became convinced there was a vast, sexy conspiracy surrounding me. As a consequence of his delusion about my "fan club", TBinns suggested we hold a contest to win a Dream Date with yours truly. Here are some contest Fun Facts: Total number of entries: 2. Total qualifying entries based on rules: 0 Number of times Emma Stone, who I specifically invited to enter the contest, entered the contest: 0 TBinns is a dear friend, and certainly must not have intended to prove how immensely and universally disinteresting I am to women, gay men, and the complexly transgendered. Read More...

...Look, obviously these artists got some radio play, but they were drowned out by a sea of shit deeper than the Navy’s finest shit-sub could ever fathom. REO Speedwagon? Hair Metal? What Peter Cetera did to Chicago? Here’s one for you to remember: Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin’” Is not a good song. It is popular because it is hilarious. Don’t forget the irony built in to enjoying this song and start just enjoying it as is. It is not a good song. It is ridiculous. You like it because it is ridiculous. You might also like it because you never had to deal with it the first time around. I’m blaming you teens again....

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