Happy Birthday Robbie Robtown!!
It’s Robbie Robtown’s Birthday today.
Totes! For Reals! Golly Wonkers!
If you are looking for a gift ideas, he lieks chocolate milk. And redheads.
If someone could stuff her in a cake and send her over to the Correctness head office right away it would be appreciated.
Or if looking for shopping ideas…you can check out this article here.
Happy Birthday RRT! The set of ankle wings I bought you are in the mail.
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Hai Correctness Readers!
LOLsies! Some of you guys sure seem to be in a real pickle about my emotional state! Golly wonkers, it sure is nice that you are all so concerned about my lovemeter readings, but I’m as pleased as a fry in a fish hatchery these days, I assure you!
Just in case, I’ve collected a whole bunch of adorable images, and I’ve written some wholesome commentary for each one! Nothing political here, just good old fashioned warm feelings in your tummies.
A basket of puppies! If they were a basket of apples, I’d pick them for a pie- OF KISSES! Delightful.
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Today’s episode of Star Trek is “Miri” in which Captain Kirk is stranded on a planet where all the grown-ups die from a weird disease, leaving only feral children.
RobbieRobTown(Quote) (Reply)
Bonk bonk, Robbie Robtown!
Tbinns(Quote) (Reply)
Is this where we all come in and make fun of RRT for being desperate and alone on his birthday. Because he will most likely die before he ever feels the touch of a woman, much less a red headed sushi waitress. Where he spends his days getting mocked by nerds because he doesn’t understand the intricacies of being bitten by radioactive lanterns and only the sooting sounds of the square root of 2 can hide his sobs throughout the night.
Can I also mention that the only thing he’ll most likely be blowing out tonight is one of your native canadian ungulates? Also, Emma Stone is not a natural red head. But something that is really awesome that I just discovered, when you make chocolate milk, don’t use milk, use whipping cream. It’s like instant chocolate milk shake.
Anyways, happy birthday to the third funniest member of The Correctness.
spcMIKE(Quote) (Reply)
@spcMIKE,
*shaking with rage* Next t-shirt contest I’m taking a dump on a Hanes Beefy T, and mailing it to you!!!
RobbieRobTown(Quote) (Reply)
Oh, also, in Green Lantern Rebirth, they chase Parallelogram back into that big lantern on Oprah. Does that mean they have to fear The Colour Purple, or whatever?
RobbieRobTown(Quote) (Reply)
@spcMIKE, (looks around, steps up one place in the “funniest line”, quietly whispers “yes!” and does imperceptible fist pump.)
admin_rock(Quote) (Reply)
I was thinking more “Logan’s Run”, than “Miri”, but Miri works too.
…any how, Heppy Beerfday
er
Horpy Borfdew
Hlappy Daybirth
Hummpy Bliffdon
Herpy dongwort
Hippy Birth-defect
Hicky Barfdick
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H.B.D.
Tomass(Quote) (Reply)
@Tomass,
Hicky Barfdick used to run the candy store that sold all the many flavours of RC cola in glass bottles.
RobbieRobTown(Quote) (Reply)
@RobbieRobTown, oh ya well SMALLER!
Tomass(Quote) (Reply)
Happy birthday!
robostapler(Quote) (Reply)
Wait… You guys have a head office?
The M-Daddy(Quote) (Reply)
@The M-Daddy, Brother, you have NO idea!
admin_rock(Quote) (Reply)
@The M-Daddy, a Sushi restaurant counts, right
Tbinns(Quote) (Reply)