Binky Bells… Disgruntled Elf

It’s December first…the day we are all legitimately allowed to play Christmas music and tear open that first little Advent Calendar Flap and eat the first waxy, tasteless chocolate of the season. In the spirit of the holidays, I’d like to suggest you follow @TheNorthPolar on Twitter, if you are the tweeting sort. He’s a disgruntled Elf I created last year at work as a promotional project. I had so much fun with it I’ve decided to make it an annual thing. Here are a couple of Binky Tweets to get you started.

“For Halloween this year, Rudolph went as the guy from the Operation game. I’ll give him that one, that was pretty funny”

“Okay, people, for the last time, the lyric is NOT “Good King Whatsiface looked out”

“Tim Allen came by looking for work. So sad.”

“I’m still taller than Tom Cruise.”

For more Festive Holiday Tweets follow Binky @TheNorthPolar. and for those of you who were kind enough to read this shameless self promotion all the way through here is some bonus Tbinnsing…

and for the ladies…

Happy Holidays!

Author: Tbinns

Tony is a stand up comedian. Tony is a writer. Tony is a sketch comedian. Tony defines himself by what he does. This is due to poor self esteem. He is horribly opinionated and prone to boogers.

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