Joss, it’s time to leave TV behind.

It’s no secret that The Correctness are big fans of Joss Whedon. He’s made a string of shows that are brilliant, funny, and engaging. We watched Buffy (movie and show), We watched Angel. We loved the hell out of Firefly and Serenity. We crushed on Dr Horrible. We (well, at least some of we) really dig Dollhouse. But Joss, buddy, we need to talk about how the networks (we’re mostly looking at you, Fox!) treat you.

The Friday night death slot is just that. Death. If they air you on Friday, they cancel you soon after. You know it, we know it. The executives and their notes, asking you to change this or that, showing episodes out of order, making you reshoot pilot episodes, etc. The list goes on.

Here are the facts: You know how to make good TV. You know how to find like-minded people to help you do this. You have a great rapport with your actors, and have gathered a stable of folks who will do anything you sign on for. And, hey, millions of fans who feel likewise.

We know you were doing Eliza a solid by taking on Dollhouse through Fox. But after the reports that Fox will “air all 13 episodes this season” and that you’re being shelved for the sweeps period, we’re all in agreement that Fox doesn’t give a crap about you.

So, we’ve been thinking about this, and we think that you should ditch TV once and for all. We keep our eye on things like DVD sales, and we noted that even a show like Babylon 5, which was a cult favorite, and not a mainstream hit, in the words of its creator “have raised over 500 million in revenue.” Dr. Horrible was a big hit, and it wasn’t made for TV at all. You see what we’re getting at?

Get a few backers together (or hey, maybe you have the cash to bankroll the thing yourself), and produce your own show, make it, slap it on iTunes, sell DVDs at the end of season, get it on Hulu. You KNOW we’ll all fork over some cash to see more great storytelling. At the very worst, we’ll still treat you better than the network execs.

The press will still cover you, network or no. The ComicCon crowds will spread the world. The fanboys will love your bold steps, and we’ll be done with the Fox network entirely (well, okay, we’ll keep watching House, but that’s it!). We’ll even start a whole new site called “The Jossness”. Or not, that sounds pretty lame. Then, when you’ve proven the model works, when the Season 1 DVD sales roll in, you can ramp up the production values for season 2, when everything gets good anyway.

Also, when all this works out, remember your old friends at The Correctness. And give J.M.S. a call, and tell him to do this too.

Love, The Correctness.

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6 thoughts on “Joss, it’s time to leave TV behind.

  1. 1) I like that this article provides a Google link to “Dating for Joss Whedon Fans.” Finally!

    2)Where in the world do I get one of those t-shirts? Female Medium, please…

  2. This would fail. You know why it would fail? Because Joss Whedon’s shows are killed for bad ratings. The Whedonites are a small-but-vocal group of fanatics, and there aren’t enough of them to support a pay-once-per-episode digital download platform. “Serenity” only turned a profit because of multiple ticket purchases by the same individuals; The same as “Titanic”.

    “Dollhouse” is failing on the networks because it sucks, not because of any network politics. Only the most diehard, head-in-the-sand Whedonite can defend “Dollhouse”.

    At least fans of “Heroes” will admit the show is crap. Whedonites seem to defend him at every turn. It’s like they can’t believe he’d write something they didn’t like.

    • Nonsense. Whedon has more than enough fans to support a business model. There are in the neighborhood of 2.5 Million people in the US alone that watch Dollhouse. Even if you take half of those out as casual fans who wouldn’t buy his stuff, that still leaves 1.25M. Even if only 600,000 paid $1 per episode, you have more than enough budget.

  3. I’d much rather give Joss my money than inadvertently support a network that continues to disappoint me.

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