As some of you may already have read, there has been another case of celebrity blackmail, this time involving Full House star John Stamos. The police have actually got a pretty good lead now, and are asking for the public’s help in catching this lowlife.
Police sketch artists have released the following to the public in the hopes that you may have seen the suspect.
Please note, this man is considered very dangerous. He was last spotted in a Subway in Des Moines trying to get a free submarine sandwich, despite not having his club card with him. The suspect is also described as disorganized (You should see his car…it’s a mess) and is orften seen in the company of a Robot butler in a very comforting sweater vest.
If you have any information on the suspect, please call your local authorities. And stop watching Teletoon at 2:00 am and go to bed.