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XXX-Men : The XXX Parody

Tbinns — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 22:40:04 +0000

Lots of other sites will preview those OTHER movies. You know, they’ll show on set pictures of Captain America. Not holding a shield. Not even in the costume. And it’s blurry as all hell. Or they’ll show you a car on the set of Thor. Well, not the Correctness. No sir. The Correctness are a bunch of zeitgeist loving motherfuckers who know EXACTLY what our loyal audience wants. We are out searching for the REAL scoop.

Team Smackdown: The Final… Avengers vs. X-Men

admin_rock — Fri, 26 Nov 2010 17:11:55 +0000

Time for some Superteam Smackdown, live from the The Correctness's new Herodome, located in sunny downtown Newville. The tailgates are up, the beer is cold, the snacks are carby, it's time for some smackdown! We have 8 classic superhero teams fighting it out to see who can claim the title. This week It's the Final! The Mighty Avengers vs. The X-men. Two titans of of the superteam genre, more titanic even than the Thunderbolts, who suck a bunch. The fight is on! Read More...

Superteam Semi-Final 2: Justice League vs. X-Men

The Correctness — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 17:50:14 +0000

Time for some Superteam Smackdown, live from the The Correctness's new Herodome, located in sunny downtown Newville. The tailgates are up, the beer is cold, the snacks are carby, it's time for some smackdown! We have 8 classic superhero teams fighting it out to see who can claim the title. This week It's the Justice League vs. The X-men. Two titans of of the superteam genre, more titanic even than the Teen Titans, who suck a bunch. The JLA (Superman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Batman, Aquaman) vs The X-men (Cyclops, Wolvie, Jean, Colossus, and Rogue)

Superteam Smackdown 4: X-Men vs. LXG

RobbieRobTown — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 16:30:55 +0000

Time for some Superteam Smackdown, live from the The Correctness's new Herodome, located in sunny downtown Newville. The tailgates are up, the beer is cold, the snacks are carby, it's time for some smackdown! We have 8 classic superhero teams fighting it out to see who can claim the title. This week it's the X-Men versus the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen! Same but different! Old versus new but written old!

EXCLUSIVE! Marvel’s titles/plotlines for 2011.

admin_rock — Wed, 13 Oct 2010 20:29:38 +0000

Here at The Correctness, we have access to all kinds of information that the common man is unable to access. Yes, ALL KINDS. We have spies, moles, quislings, carrier pigeons, and heavyset dudes with cameraphones parked out in strategic locations. All of this so we can bring you breaking comic news as it happens. Today's exclusive, the plotlines from Marvel comics for the year 2011. Read on, True Believer! AVENGERS: With the recent reformation of the Avengers following Dark Reign, Marvel has introduced a number of books:

Superteam Smackdown is coming soon

Tbinns — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 14:27:07 +0000

Well, after a delightful lunch on a patio, The Correctness collectively decided we liked the sound of a Team Smackdown. We tossed some names out, but have yet to make any official brackets, so now is your chance to speak up.

Nerd Fight II Return of the Outrage

admin_rock — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 16:30:08 +0000

Hey Folks, admin_rock here. It's come to my attention that it's been a long time since we armed you with any new ammo for causing nerds to fight and argue. And really, it's so very pleasing to sit back and let them have at, guaranteed entertainment for the entire evening, IF YOU DO IT RIGHT. Any ham-fisted, slack jawed noob can throw out a "Heroes Sucks"; and to be fair, that wouldn't start a fight, so much as a tacit agreement amongst everyone in the room. So, here's a few more to keep your nights lively! Keep in mind, you don't actually have to agree with the statment. It's effect will be that of throwing a big meaty bone into Michael Vick's living room. (ed: Michael Vick is Football player. He was arrested for being involved in a dog fighting ring.) (ed: Football is a "Sport".) Don't worry, we'll walk you through these slowly.

Dark Betty Saga: pt 3: Crisis in Infinite Riverdales

RobbieRobTown — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 17:35:11 +0000

Good news, Correctness readers! We have managed to find an excerpt for the script for part 3 of the Dark Betty Saga: Crisis in Infinite Riverdales, due for Christmas. We had a 45 minute argument in our office about who wrote this script- the names have been surreptitiously removed from the document. What do you guys think? Morrison? Miller? Moore? Dave thought Claremont, at this point, given the X-Men forever storyline, I tend to agree. Possible spoiler alert: It looks like this series will bring the Dark Betty story cycle to its conclusion.

Supervillain Smackdown S2: Doom vs. Mystique

The Correctness — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 16:56:40 +0000

Here at The Correctness SportsishNetwerkkz, we offer our be-all-end-all absolutely correct answers on which supervillains would win in a fight. Lex Luthor has bankrolled the competition.Which of the 8 will come out on top? The playoffs continue this week in the Pengrowth Deathdrome. It’s brutal, ugly, violent, and soul rending…and that’s just the comment section!!! The Rules, and the Bracket were laid out in advance, in this post. Two days of prep, battle is held in the stadium, and it’s to the death. Game on.
THIS WEEK: The second Semi-Final: Doom vs Mystique. Steel vs Blue thing. Read More...

Supervillain Smackdown S1: Joker Vs. Magneto

The Correctness — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 22:49:25 +0000

(Note: This is a repost of the original article). Here at The Correctness SportsishNetwerkkz, we offer our be-all-end-all absolutely correct answers on which supervillains would win in a fight. Lex Luthor has bankrolled the competition.Which of the 8 will come out on top? The playoffs continue this week in the Pengrowth Deathdrome. It’s brutal, ugly, violent, and soul rending…and that’s just the comment section!!! The Rules, and the Bracket were laid out in advance, in this post. Two days of prep, battle is held in the stadium, and it’s to the death. Game on. THIS WEEK: The First Quarter Final: Joker vs Magneto for a spot in the finals.
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