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Top Ten Twilight Zone Twists

Posted by Tbinns | Posted in Television, Writing | Posted on 27-01-2010

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(Note: This is a repost of the original.)

10. The Mysterious prisoner is actually the Devil

9. The real monsters…? MANKIND

8. The Peddler who sold the person the Dollhouse they became trapped in forever is actually the Devil

7. Bruce Willis was dead the whole time

6. The patient is beautiful, everyone else is ugly…also the nurse is the Devil.

5. The young boy grows up to be Hitler…the Devil kicked him out of Art School

4. Burgess Meridith is not the Devil. But his dog probably is.

3.The Casual litterer is doomed to spend his life getting garbage thrown at him.

2.Old Nick Scratch who lives on the corner of Hellstreet and Damnation road may not be a kindly old grocer after all

1. The mysterious hitchhiker with psychic powers that William Shatner saw on the side of the plane actually died 5 years ago that very night, and every year on the anniversary of that fateful car he crash hitchhikes back to his grandma’s house to get a new pair of glasses, because the ones he had in the afterlife (when he finally had time to catch up on his reading) broke. Because the Devil broke them

Comments (2)

Keith said on 27-01-2010
Keith

I liked the guy who died and then got everything he ever wanted thanks to an angel. But it turned out that getting everything is boring and eventually he goes crazy. Oh, and the angel was really the devil.

Fuchie said on 31-01-2010
Fuchie

Too bad they never featured the Devil – that woulda been cool.