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http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/live-smackdown-video/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/live-smackdown-video/#comments Tue, 24 Jan 2012 18:40:36 +0000 admin_rock http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6428 ]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/live-smackdown-video/feed/ 15 http://www.thecorrectness.com/movies/best-sci-ficomicgenre-film-of-2011poll/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/movies/best-sci-ficomicgenre-film-of-2011poll/#comments Wed, 04 Jan 2012 17:52:46 +0000 admin_rock http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6373 Linking the poll at the bottom of the article. You should be able to vote for up to 3 items. If I missed any (pulled these off Wiki), let me know, I will add. That's coming this Friday, because I said so. In the meantime, thought we'd look back at the movies of 2011, and yap about those.]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/movies/best-sci-ficomicgenre-film-of-2011poll/feed/ 4 http://www.thecorrectness.com/smackdown-2/action-smackdown/action-smackdown-semi-final-2-the-bride-vs-james-bond/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/smackdown-2/action-smackdown/action-smackdown-semi-final-2-the-bride-vs-james-bond/#comments Fri, 16 Dec 2011 06:06:02 +0000 The Correctness http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6330 ACTION SMACKDOWN!   This week, The Bride vs. the Brit. The Spy vs. the Revenge Killer. The chick in the Yellow Jumpsuit vs the dude in the Tux.     Let's get it on like Queen's Rook to Pawn.   ]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/smackdown-2/action-smackdown/action-smackdown-semi-final-2-the-bride-vs-james-bond/feed/ 2 http://www.thecorrectness.com/smackdown-2/action-smackdown/action-smackdown-indiana-jones-vs-the-man-with-no-name/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/smackdown-2/action-smackdown/action-smackdown-indiana-jones-vs-the-man-with-no-name/#comments Sat, 10 Dec 2011 05:57:21 +0000 The Correctness http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6313 ACTION SMACKDOWN! Semi Final 1: Indy vs TMWNN. Let's get it on like the original Red Dawn. ]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/smackdown-2/action-smackdown/action-smackdown-indiana-jones-vs-the-man-with-no-name/feed/ 7 http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/action-smackdown-bourne-vs-bride/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/action-smackdown-bourne-vs-bride/#comments Fri, 02 Dec 2011 18:35:24 +0000 The Correctness http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6288 ACTION SMACKDOWN!   This week, The Bride versus Jason Bourne in an episode we like to call: Bourne to be Mild! Let's get it on like a black lace thong!]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/action-smackdown-bourne-vs-bride/feed/ 10 http://www.thecorrectness.com/smackdown-2/action-smackdown/action-hero-smackdown-mclane-vs-bond/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/smackdown-2/action-smackdown/action-hero-smackdown-mclane-vs-bond/#comments Fri, 25 Nov 2011 17:30:20 +0000 The Correctness http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6248 ACTION SMACKDOWN!   This week, John McLane versus James Bond! Will Jimmy get Jacked? Will a Johnny get Jimmied? Stay tuned!]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/smackdown-2/action-smackdown/action-hero-smackdown-mclane-vs-bond/feed/ 6 http://www.thecorrectness.com/smackdown-2/action-smackdown/action-hero-smackdown-han-solo-vs-the-man-with-no-name/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/smackdown-2/action-smackdown/action-hero-smackdown-han-solo-vs-the-man-with-no-name/#comments Fri, 18 Nov 2011 20:35:41 +0000 The Correctness http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6229 ACTION SMACKDOWN! This week, The Man With No Name takes on Han Solo! Western vs Star guys. The rules are simple, and can be found HERE. Read More...]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/smackdown-2/action-smackdown/action-hero-smackdown-han-solo-vs-the-man-with-no-name/feed/ 4 http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/action-smackdown-sarah-connor-vs-john-mclane/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/action-smackdown-sarah-connor-vs-john-mclane/#comments Fri, 21 Oct 2011 17:31:03 +0000 The Correctness http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6110 ACTION SMACKDOWN! This week: It's Sarah "You're terminated, mister* (Edited for AMC)" Connor vs. John "Yippiekayaye Marty's Uncle" McCLane. Who has the most metaphorical balls, and who will face Judgement Day?]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/action-smackdown-sarah-connor-vs-john-mclane/feed/ 8 http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/the-correctness-2230-iphone-134-launches-this-bieberbay/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/the-correctness-2230-iphone-134-launches-this-bieberbay/#comments Wed, 19 Oct 2011 20:00:18 +0000 admin_rock http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6095 (Ed: This article was found in a copy of The Correctness magazine from RobbieRobTown's trunk. His car can apparently travel through time, as the magazine is from the year 2230. We've presented it untouched.) Attention Ladies and Gentlemen and Unbeclarebs!!! Exciting news from the South, as the AppleOmniCorp announces the much awaiteb launch of the iPhone 134. Some of you out there were concerneb that this launch was going to be for the 133 G. Well, guess again! It's a full flebged 134, complete with a grab bag of new features to make even the most bevout Morrisseyist brop it all and heab to the Glomomart!]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/the-correctness-2230-iphone-134-launches-this-bieberbay/feed/ 7 http://www.thecorrectness.com/smackdown-2/action-smackdown/action-smackdown-ellen-ripley-versus-captain-malcom-reynolds/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/smackdown-2/action-smackdown/action-smackdown-ellen-ripley-versus-captain-malcom-reynolds/#comments Fri, 14 Oct 2011 14:42:12 +0000 Tbinns http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6059 ACTION SMACKDOWN! This week: Warrant Officer Ellen Ripley, late of the Nostromo, vs. Captain Malcom Reynolds of the Firefly class spaceship Serenity. Ms. "Get away from her, you bitch" vs. Mr. "If your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you". Let's get it on like the Yuuzhan Vong. ]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/smackdown-2/action-smackdown/action-smackdown-ellen-ripley-versus-captain-malcom-reynolds/feed/ 32