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Correctness Average Stats

Posted by The Correctness | Posted in Correctness | Posted on 02-11-2009

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(ED: The following data is not to be considered fact, as we are making some guesses here. And by we, I mean me, but you don’t know which of us I am, now do you…)

We’ve done some statistical compilation, and can report the following information to you.

The Correctness has 2 kids, 2 cats, 1 dog, and a shitload of guitars. It contains 67% glasses, and 33% perfect vision. It’s 67% married, 33% single. It has visited California, Toronto, Seattle, and Paris since it began. It is a student, a copywriter, and a systems analyst. It is a standup comedian, a musician, and a lego artist. It is Alpha and Omega.

The Correctness has had 44,700 visits since its inception on June 30, 2009.

The most commonly seen tag is “Casual Wear”, and most of our articles contain tags which also act as commentary.

There is no formal process in place to determine which articles we run, it’s an organically decided deal. We NEVER discuss our Superhero Smackdown choices until after we’ve posted them.

The first article posted was “Indy 5: A Good Idea?”, and, as of this writing has been viewed 1866 times.

The most popular article was Week 7 of the Superhero Smackdown, Captain America vs Wonder Woman, which has been viewed 26126 times.

The Correctness has posted every comment received, regardless of its opinion of us, excepting only stupid comments (e.g. “First!”, “Blah Blah Blah” in this case, the actual text, not our interpretation of what it said).

We changed service providers on September 16, 2009, after being turned off by our previous host. This was due to the Superhero Smackdown articles being linked on Fark.com driving so much traffic to us that it killed their shared server.
(ED: We love BlackSun, and recommend them to anyone looking to argue about comic books. visit them at www.blacksun.ca  ) Our internal support is learning how to do stuff as it happens.

We are considering introducing T-shirts to the site, as well as a message board, and possibly a Podcast and/or live stage show in the near future.

We love our regular readers, even those from Fark who make us bleed bandwidth. Okay, we love MOST of our regular readers. We hope we make you laugh sometimes, and give you something to think about. Mostly, we just like the opportunity to share our weirdness with you. We always love hearing from you.

So, Thanks.