Haiku Story Cycle for the Homophobic Dudes in the Truck who Threatened Me.
I’m out for a walk!
What a perfect night for this.
Lilac in the air.
Oh, shit. Goddamn it.
A truck mounts the curb. Assholes!
Easy to spot them.
Seatbelts unbuckling.
They check for cops and see none.
This looks bad for me.
Truck with a Hemi
That is a big engine, boys.
compensating for…?
Fashion Affliction
I recently spent a weekend at the West Edmonton Mall, home of various lemurs, waterslides, and aging amusement park rides. While each of those things is worthy of much attention, the thing that was consistently evident was this: Men’s fashion is in a dire state of affairs. I’m talking worse than the 70’s. Worse than the 80’s. Makes the flannel of the 90’s seem like a 3 piece suit. The ratio of awfulness...