Dear Shoppers Drug Mart:
Nov29

Dear Shoppers Drug Mart:

Shoppers Drug MartDear Shoppers Drug Mart:

I was just about to go out tonight and buy some deodorant and some soothing ass-cream, when I had a small problem. I realized I was unsure which Shoppers Drug Mart store I should go to!

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Laser Sluts From Mars: A Hollywood Book n’ Film For Women
Oct28

Laser Sluts From Mars: A Hollywood Book n’ Film For Women

LASER SLUTS FROM MARS:

PART VI: THE SEXY WRATH OF THE SPACE TITS UNDERGARMENTS

Juliette set her tea cup down onto the saucer. What had motivated her to use her grandmother’s good china for tea today was beyond simple explanation. Nonetheless, she had been drawn to the good china, and she felt a slight sense of coy scandalousness for having selected it.

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Jeff Dunham Conundrum
Oct13

Jeff Dunham Conundrum

Reasons why Jeff Dunham should have a TV show:

(In order of importance)

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