The Lyric Letters
Dear Joe Jackson
If you have indeed seen gorillas walking with pretty women down your street perhaps you should be less concerned about who your ex is dating and more concerned about calling the Animal Control people.
Sincerely,
TBinns
The Underage Conundrum
Approach the Object of your desire and tunelessly state. “Hey, hey, you you” If she responds with “Get off of my Cloud” she is old enough to date, and also a Stones fan which is a plus. If she responds with “I don’t like your girlfriend”, she is not only underage, but also an Avril fan. Walk away immediately