Posted by The Correctness | Posted in Polls | Posted on 13-06-2010
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In our most recent poll, we decided to appeal to your desire for travel. Where DID you want to go?

Almost half of you showed your old school rock roots and demanded to go to Paradise City, while the older fans just wanted to go home already. Then it was the bridge and river crowd filling out the top half. Either we have no American fans, or those that are simply hate baseball.
The results follow
Take Me:
- Down To The Paradise City (45%, 20 Votes)
- Home Tonight (16%, 7 Votes)
- To The River (11%, 5 Votes)
- To The Bridge (9%, 4 Votes)
- Home, Country Roads (7%, 3 Votes)
- To The Captain (7%, 3 Votes)
- All The Way (5%, 2 Votes)
- With You (0%, 0 Votes)
- Out To The Ball Game (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 44

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Check out this week’s poll to that side over there, and vote your conscience!
Posted by The Correctness | Posted in Polls | Posted on 05-06-2010
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This week’s poll dealt with the sensitive topic of severing ties with a lover. This can be a difficult and emotional event, or a source of free lyrics…

While Paul Simon’s methods may have worked back in “the day”, it seems modern times call for modern solutions…
Overwhelmingly, you voted to end things by sleeping with his sister. This says a lot about you, considering most of you are not women (or so our statistics tell us). We have only one thing to say about that method of break-up: Can we watch?
The second place choice involved cruelty to animals, while third place was a less direct, but equally effective method of communication.
Best Way to Leave Your Lover
- Sleep with his sis, Miss (39%, 20 Votes)
- Slip out the back, Jack (14%, 7 Votes)
- Crap on the lawn, Vaughn (12%, 6 Votes)
- Piss on her cat, Matt (12%, 6 Votes)
- Don't need to be coy, Roy (8%, 4 Votes)
- Punch out her dad, Chad (8%, 4 Votes)
- Make a new plan, Stan (6%, 3 Votes)
- Hop on the bus, Gus (2%, 1 Votes)
- Drop off the key, Lee (0%, 0 Votes)
- Send her a text, Lex (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 51

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This week’s poll will be, as always, on the right.