The Correctness…Assemble!!

Normally, The Correctness is an original content only kind of site, and we aren’t the sort to get all link happy. But I think this is a special occasion.
The Avengers trailer just hit.
Legend of Zelda Movie: Don’t Get Your Hopes Up.
(ED: Today’s article is brought to you by guest writer Victoria Banner – no relation.)
Legend of Zelda: The Movie.
So somewhere at one point in time someone said to me “A Legend of Zelda Movie would be awesome” I disagreed with this fact but was too busy not being sober to bring up why I whole heartedly disagreed with this fact.

Well I forgot who brought up the concept, but I remembered why a legend of Zelda movie would be Terrible.
Magic 8 Ball: A Motion Picture Event

According to this and several other sources online they are making a Magic 8 Ball Movie.
I would like to take a moment to discuss this in a calm and reasonable manner.
If John Krasinski DOES play Captain America
(Note: This is a repost of the original).
The rumor recently broke that John Krasinski of the Office is on a short list to play Cap in the upcoming Captain America movie. I never really thought of him as the type. I’m guessing they will have to make a few script changes. Changes like this, for instance.

Int. Night. Red Skull’s Lair.
(Captain America jumps down from the rafters, to confront his arch enemy)
RED SKULL: Captain… America is it? How fitting. Just like your country you are sticking your nose where it doesn’t belong…and just like your country, you have entered the war far too late. The missiles are set to launch. All I need to do is dispose of you….OH COME ON!!
(Cut to Red Skulls desk drawer, where his trusty luger is now covered in Jello. Cut to Captain America, who looks at the camera and smirks.)
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