Hello Fair Readers.
You know, my old name (which is not RobbieRobTown in real life, but actually Rob) is getting kind of boring. So, I thought I'd get myself a new name! I'd like a name that makes me seem super cool, like an actor, or a space dinosaur. I know what you are going to say. You are going to say "Hey, RobbieRobTown, you are an actor, and there is no such thing as space dinosaurs.". You are wrong. I am an improvisor. Here is a list of suggestions, and some of the rationale for them.
Recently due to a scheduling snafu, I missed out on an opportunity to give a public reading of the most hateful literature I could find. First, I recommend if you are in the Vancouver area you check out the “Say Wha?” show on June 8th, but in the meantime, I have located the motherload: The immensely compelling world of celebrity tweets, and specifically the genre-defining work of Justin Bieber.