The Correctness » microfiction http://www.thecorrectness.com Better living through smarminess. Mon, 06 Feb 2012 21:56:45 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Copyright © The Correctness 2010 admin@thecorrectness.com (The Correctness) admin@thecorrectness.com (The Correctness) http://www.thecorrectness.com/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/powered_by_podpress.jpg The Correctness http://www.thecorrectness.com 144 144 Better living through smarminess. The Correctness The Correctness admin@thecorrectness.com no no
Fast Food Fiction http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/fast-food-fiction/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/fast-food-fiction/#comments Thu, 24 Jun 2010 14:52:25 +0000 RobbieRobTown http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=3439 We get it, you don't always have time for the full impact of our 3000 word rambles, especially when it's just a poop joke. Consequently, I have been publishing microfiction via twitter. Here are eleven of them, in no particular order: 1. Predicated entirely on her familiarity with Jane Austen, Eloise married the first male homeowner who stumbled into her punji stick pit. 2. Loneliness consumed him as he looked across the barren, nuclear wasteland and realized he was, almost certainly, the last ventriloquist.]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/fast-food-fiction/feed/ 1 Beneath the Catacombs of Madness! A Choose Your Own Adventure Story. http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/beneath-the-catacombs-of-madness-a-choose-your-own-adventure-story/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/beneath-the-catacombs-of-madness-a-choose-your-own-adventure-story/#comments Wed, 30 Sep 2009 14:34:40 +0000 RobbieRobTown http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=1605

This excerpt from a Lovecraftian “Choose Your Own Adventure” story, unpublished and partially complete, was submitted to The Correctness anonymously.

]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/beneath-the-catacombs-of-madness-a-choose-your-own-adventure-story/feed/ 4 Requiem for Emily http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/requiem-for-emily/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/requiem-for-emily/#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2009 17:21:37 +0000 Tbinns http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=899 Very short story by Tbinns]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/requiem-for-emily/feed/ 0 The Epic of Karnes, or, Something Wicked This Way Comes http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/the-epic-of-karnes-or-something-wicked-this-way-comes/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/the-epic-of-karnes-or-something-wicked-this-way-comes/#comments Fri, 31 Jul 2009 15:01:58 +0000 RobbieRobTown http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=490

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"...Yes, he had slain the Ogres of Tangle’s Deep, yes he had tricked the Warlock King of Hellsbridge Meadows, yes he had climbed the insurmountable peaks of Zordan, but at the moment, he thought to himself, after all his achievements “ I could really take a dump right now. That would totally smooth out this coronation”...]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/the-epic-of-karnes-or-something-wicked-this-way-comes/feed/ 1