No, I LOVE Jesus.
Alright, you heathens, you keep insisting on asking us about our romantic affiliation with Jesus. The volume of mail about us and Jesus is overwhelming. Every day, you people, with your questions about Jesus, and who kissed who first. Well, there is nothing going on between us and Jesus, but we’d surely like a crack at hitting that.
How Hard We’d Hit Jesus:
I’d hit that so hard it would take Jesus an extra day to come back at Easter.
I’d hit Jesus so hard they’d have to give out Cheerios instead of communion wafers.
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