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Smackdown Awesome Undercard: Batman vs. Bacon

RobbieRobTown — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 04:01:03 +0000

Meme this, suckers! It's Batman vs. Bacon! Batman! Scourge of Gotham's criminals! Batman! Brilliant single-minded vigilante! Batman! Nananananananana, etc! Nothing is more powerful than The Dark Knight! Except for Bacon, you mouth-breathing primitives. BACON!

Superhero smackdown Quarterfinal: Hulk vs. Batman

Tbinns — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:31:29 +0000

Superhero Smackdown! Friday Night Fight! Here at The Correctness SportsishNetwerkkz, we offer our be-all-end-all absolutely correct answers on which superheroes would win in a fight. Marvel? DC? Watchmen as distributed by DC? Spongebob Squarepants? It’s a 16 superhero smackdown to find one final winner! The playoffs continue this week in the Pengrowth Deathdrome. It's down to 8, and out thirst for blood is growing like a daisy that grows on blood.

Advice from The Correctness

RobbieRobTown — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:51:37 +0000

Oh Constant Reader, you may recall that in order to celebrate our 100^th member of our facebook group, we held a contest requesting your best “advice column letter”. We also asked you to sign off with a clever acronym that summarized your troubles, like “NERD” or “BATMAN”. The Correctness is pleased to announce that the contest submissions are in, and one of these lucky advice askers will receive dinner with The Correctness! Imagine an entire evening of smarminess! But first, we know that you want our advice, and we are delighted to offer it to you, smarmily. Contest winners will be announced shortly! Dear Correctness: When I married my husband I was a regular person with a passing knowledge of superheroes.... (continued)