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	<title>The Correctness &#187; Green Lantern</title>
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		<title>A Terse, Disappointed Review of DC&#8217;s new Green Arrow #1</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 15:25:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RobbieRobTown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Terse, Disappointed Review of DC's new Green Arrow #1

This week, RobieRobTown takes on yet another of the New 52 in the DC Universe! What will he say? Find out below!

<img class="alignnone" src="http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv255/Correctness/green-arrow-1-001.jpg" alt="" width="402" height="614" />]]></description>
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		<title>Superhero Smackdown Undercard : Tbinns jr. Vs. The Justice League</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 15:48:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tbinns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img class="alignnone" title="League" src="http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv255/Correctness/League.jpg" alt="" width="540" height="354" />

<img class="alignnone" title="Bubs" src="http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv255/Correctness/Bubs.jpg" alt="" width="413" height="553" />

My son recently took on the Justice League, and we have the Photos!
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		<title>Live &#8220;Accurate&#8221; Election Coverage! Smackdown Undercard Style!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 22:20:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RobbieRobTown</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[another night spent alone]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good news Correctness Fans! 

While our American friends are busy watching the same 45 seconds of footage of a bloody mattress in Pakistan tonight, I am dedicating myself to bring you live Canadian election coverage. I'm ready, I bought a bunch of snacks n' shit. You can get all of your news right here at the TheCorrectness.com. I assure you, great pains will be taken to be as accurate as I always am. I am legendarily accurate. Lots of people know me as the accurate source of the Green Lantern origin story, and now you can all get to know me as a trusted news source. A lot of you followed my gripping updates on Valentine's Day, and I can only hope to keep you just as engaged as I did then...]]></description>
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		<title>RobbieRobTown and the Curse of the Alphabetical Ladies</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2011 19:32:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RobbieRobTown</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img alt="" src="http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv255/Correctness/HardyBoys.jpg" class="alignnone" width="272" height="426" />
Hello Correctoids.

As you know, I maintain my own twitter feed, @RobbieRobTown,  on which I occasionally tweet thoughts of tremendous importance. However, one such incident resulted in an inexplicable hack of my account... I think... Allow me to explain.

I tweeted the following: 

"In Green Lantern Rebirth, they chase Parallelogram back into that big lantern on Oprah. Does that mean they have to fear The Colour Purple?"
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		<title>Poll Results: Best Comic Book Movie 2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 20:10:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin_rock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Correctness 2010 Comic Book Movie Poll results are out, and you picked Scott Pilgrim as your favorite. 


<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Scott-Pilgrim-Two-Disc-Blu-ray-Digital/dp/B0043GAZYS/thecorre-20">
 <img alt="" src="http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv255/Correctness/Amazon/ScottPilgrim.jpg" title="Scott Pilgrim" class="alignnone" width="300" height="300" /></a>

Read more]]></description>
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		<title>Poll Result: I&#8217;m</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 16:38:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin_rock</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The "I'm" poll revealed more about you than you wanted revealed. Oh, I know, you thought you were just casually clicking on a little radio button, but it was SOOOOO much more than that. 

<img alt="" src="http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv255/Correctness/AllStarBatmanRobinPoster.jpg" title="All Star Batman and Robin" class="alignnone" width="400" height="608" />


 We know, for instance, for all your talk of how Frank Miller has gone off the rails, or how his work is decreasing in quality...

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		<title>Supervillain Smackdown 3: Magneto vs. Sinestro</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Mar 2010 04:30:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Correctness</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<strong>Here at The Correctness SportsishNetwerkkz, we offer our be-all-end-all absolutely correct answers on which supervillains would win in a fight. Lex Luthor has bankrolled the competition.Which of the 8 will come out on top? The playoffs continue this week in the Pengrowth Deathdrome. It’s brutal, ugly, violent, and soul rending…and that’s just the comment section!!!

The Rules, and the Bracket were laid out in advance, in this post. Two days of prep, battle is held in the stadium, and it’s to the death. Game on.</strong>

<img alt="" src="http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv255/Correctness/joe_mad__s_magneto.jpg" title="Magneto" class="alignleft" width="250" height="337" />

<img alt="" src="http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv255/Correctness/sinestro.jpg" title="Sinestro" class="alignright" width="250" height="330" />

<br clear = "all">

THIS WEEK: Sinestro vs Magneto. For our purposes, Sinestro has yet to become some weird White Lantern, and Magneto is his normal self, but speaks in Ian McKellan’s voice, cuz that’s pretty badass.]]></description>
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		<title>Overly Honest Burger Advertising Quandry</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 22:29:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RobbieRobTown</dc:creator>
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      Dear Local Restaurant/Lounge: I drove past your street sign the other day, its flourescent letters still arranged in their original message- a tantalizing offering to the urban teens with time to spare. How many words contain the necessary letters for “Ass Rods on Your Nuts”, I wonder? In any case, your sign, confoundingly, said the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Collection of Other Coloured  Lanterns  Not Mentioned in “Blackest Night”</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 04:05:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tbinns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Note: This is a repost of the original).

So now that the power lanterns of the DC Universe has opened up to various other  colors and various other states of being, the it would be remiss of the Correctness not to mention a few other Lanterns that you could see appearing soon!

<img alt="" src="http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv255/Correctness/blackest-night-tales-of-the-corps-1.jpg" title="Lanterns" class="alignnone" width="700" height="349" />

You are welcome.

Read More...]]></description>
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		<title>Superhero Smackdown Week 2: Green Lantern versus Spider-Man</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:01:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Correctness</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Superhero Smackdown!
Friday Night Fight!
Here at The Correctness SportsishNetwerkkz, we offer our be-all-end-all absolutely correct answers on which superheroes would win in a fight. Marvel? DC? Watchmen as distributed by DC? Spongebob Squarepants? It’s a 16 superhero smackdown to find one final winner! The playoffs continue this week in the Pengrowth Deathdrome

<strong>Green Lantern vs. Spider-Man</strong>

</strong>
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