A Correctness State of the Union

First, a bit of history.

About a year and a half ago, after some social function or another (I believe it may well have been an evening of Settlers of Catan) just as the man/boy who would become known as Robbie Robtown was heading out my front door, I said to him…

“Hey, we should start an online humor magazine.”

This would be a repository of bits of humorous fiction and general weirdness that wouldn’t adapt easily to performance, and was better served in prose. I would have added “Like Cracked” at the time, had I known of the sites existence, and known it had evolved WAAAYY past being a shitty Mad magazine rip off

“Definitely” he replied heading home to silently ruminate on his singleness, as he often does.

A few days later, the question of what to call it came up Rob said “I always wanted to call a sketch troupe or an improv team THE CORRECTNESS”

That was the ENTIRE name discussion. I liked it right away. It had just the right tone of over the top self importance with just a dash of buffoonery. I went and got the domain registration.

Mere days later, Rob mentioned bringing Dave in as he was wise in the ways of website, and neither Rob nor I were. I had known Dave off and on for some time, I had done some Star trek based improv with him, and played Velma to his wife’s Daphne in a Scooby Doo play I wrote and performed with my sketch troupe. The comedy community here in Calgary is pretty small, we knew each other mostly by reputation. Plus, he had a habit of showing up in my vicinity for pretty much every geeky event that came through town.

Thanks to Dave and his single minded sense of purpose and fast Lego building reflexes, he site was up and running, complete with its first article on June 30th 2009. It was an Article on whether or not Indiana Jones deserved another sequel.

That added a layer I wasn’t thinking of, a kind of repository of pop culture punditry. But I liked it. I liked that it could be one of Rob’s weird and wonderful essays one day, some sort of acidly opinionated (in a good way) top ten list by Dave the next, and some obscure bit of microfiction, or a self made motivational poster by me the day after. I highly recommend taking a look at some of those early articles in the archives, there is some really good stuff in there, and I really dug the direction it was heading in. It was shitloads of fun, and it shows in the writing.

Robbie Robtown, Tbinns, and Admin Rock were rockin the internetz

Well, kind of. Nobody was reading us except friends and family, and a few obscure outsiders. We didn’t care.

Then, one day, an argument starts about who would win in a fight between Batman and Wolverine in a talkback. A topic my wife instigated, surprisingly enough. She suggested we turn it into a series of articles. Dave, being a) the only guy among us who like sports and b) the only guy with even the faintest hint of an organized mind started drawing up brackets to make it into a tournament.

Then, on a whim, he figured “ehhhh what the hell” and submitted it to Fark.

Well, I didn’t even know what Fark WAS when we made the main page. I don’t think I even realized it was a big deal until I saw the numbers. When people I hadn’t seen in years were sending me messages congratulating me on the green light I started to get the idea that this was not an easy thing to achieve and we were VERY lucky. So lucky in fact it shut our server down. (Or “Farked” it, as they would say, those board posting scallywags!) Somebody over at Fark liked us.

Many of the fark readers however, did not. I knew people were passionate about their favourite superheroes, and I knew the anonymity of the web community could create some really hostile characters but I don’t think ANY of us were prepared for the sheer amount of piss and venom in the comments section

That changed our game significantly. Or at least mine…I can’t speak for the others. I think Rob REALLY stuck to his guns and is to be commended for it. But as for me? Well…if I didn’t crave the approval of complete strangers for no good reason, I never would have gone into comedy. And here they were, 20, 0000 hits and more all streaming in to read the article, waiting to pounce on every bit of missed continuity. I felt tremendous pressure to do what I had done for YEARS in my stand up act…cave to the audience. Give them what they want, WORRY about what they want.

The Smackdown became strictly regimented, every Friday, hopefully before noon, we get the Smackdown up and Fark ready, submit it and wallow in abuse and adulation. The point, we thought, was to get people in with the Smackdown, then hopefully a handful of them would enjoy the site, and stick around for the stuff we REALLY wanted to do. ( It’s the same reason I do impressions in my act.) And to a certain extent, it worked. I think we have some regular readers who came over from Fark. And thanks for coming and sticking with us, and once again a huge thanks to Fark for the coveted greenlights. Unfortunately The Smackdown quickly became THE thing on the site, with all of the other little bits of wonderful weirdness falling to the wayside.

But this last go round, with the super team smack down something changed. We still got greenlights, but rather on the less traveled geek page. That was just fine by us, we are still grateful to get the nod at all..but even some of our most ardent defenders were starting to get bored. Telling us we were not even trying anymore. And to a certain extent, I think that was true.

For myself, anyway…I was trapped in a tight box of public opinion… having to really comb over who could do what to whom, and catch up on long lines of continuity, just to please an un-pleasable audience. My heart wasn’t in it … I just wasn’t having fun with it anymore, and it showed in the writing. Only when I said “Fuck it, screw continuity, screw everything else, I just want to have fun with this.” did I start enjoying it again. (See my entry in the X-men vs. Avengers finals)

As of right now, and for whatever reason, the finals of our latest tournament has not been greenlit, and after the initial disappointment I began to feel something like relief. Like I am free of this giant responsibility to please people I haven’t even met, and hopefully never will.

So ideally this means that The Correctness, or at least my part of it will take this opportunity to return to its roots. Just be a goofy little comedy website that occasionally comes up with gold, sometimes falls a tad short but almost always entertains on some level or another.

That said, it’s not the end of the smackdown, but I think we’ll stay away from comic books for a little while. And if the council of the wise at Fark deem us worthy of a link once again on something non tournament related, well that would be just fine too.

Nor does this mean you can no longer insult us, in an artful fashion. We kind of dig it. We’re weird like that. And as for that last insult contest, personally I think it’s a tie between spcMIKE and Iron Patriot.

So go to it you two…insult us like you’ve never insulted anyone before in the comment section…it might be the last competition you see on here for awhile.

Time for some Superteam Smackdown, live from the The Correctness’s new Herodome, located in sunny downtown Newville. The tailgates are up, the beer is cold, the snacks are carby, it’s time for some smackdown! We have 8 classic superhero teams fighting it out to see who can claim the title.

This week It’s the Final! The Mighty Avengers vs. The X-men. Two titans of of the superteam genre, more titanic even than the Thunderbolts, who suck a bunch.

RULES:

-The two day prep, fight in an arena still applies.

-No outside interference from people who are NOT on your team. Ie: No stunts from Franklin and Professor X. Your team is your team and that’s who you’ve got.

-Heroes with Multiple team affiliations can only fight for 1 team

- Only 5 members max per team. Current lineups are based on our choices, as we are awesome.

-Remember, this speculation is based on the TEAM MEMBERS we have assembled. Yes, the results would have been very different if Professor X was on the Team, or Green Lantern, or Martian Manhunter or whomever. But they aren’t, so the results are based on who we’ve got.

The Avengers (Thor, Captain America, Iron Man, Hawkeye, Wasp (Janet))

vs

The X-men (Cyclops, Wolvie, Jean, Colossus, and Rogue)

RobbieRobTown

The final you (might) have all been waiting for (to end)! The Avengers vs The X-Men! A beach volleyball team versus an eighties hair band! How could you not be excited about this? This is going to be the best kegger ever! Rent the cottage! Buy the Doritos! Don’t tell your parents! Tie the dead guy to yourself and pretend he’s still alive for the whole weekend! Hilarious!

Does the whole Marvel universe strike anyone else as one of those eighties teen movies where the evil developer is going to tear down the karate orphanage and replace it with a gold building made out of stocks and veal? Lucky thing the evil developer is so arrogant he’s willing to bet it all on one karate match, even though he has everything to lose and nothing at all to gain- But then what did he have to gain by knocking down that karate orphanage in the first place? Whole thing was built on a radioactive Indian burial ground anyway, and it’s nowhere near any major bus routes…

I know, it’s easy to rip on the Marvel Universe. The DC Universe is the same, but their demographic is like the Marvel Universe’s self righteous older brother, and he just knows DC is much cooler because Batman swears sometimes.

FIGHT TIME!

Surprise Batman re-entry! Pow! Batman re-entered you! No, I’m kidding. Or am I? Maybe I’m dead serious. One certainty, Bruce Wayne is making money off these tickets. Frank Miller’s Batman would own Ticketmaster, and the ticket stubs would have a chemical dye that would stain your penis the next time you jack off so Batman can blackmail you. He isn’t in the fight, but he wants to know your masturbation schedule, and then he is going to tell Robin about it. At length- the discussion, not the penis. I am not Batman, I don’t need to know anything about your penis. Eighties teen movie! Hilarious.

Speaking of Batman, Captain America should be the Batman of Marvel. He isn’t super, he’s just a guy who finished a fruit smoothie and a couple of Tony Robbins tapes and is feeling pretty confident. Can we just rule him out? “No!” shout Cap fans! “Too bad!” I shout.

One down. Let’s rule out Cyclops too. One kick to the glasses and he’s all “The curse of my laser eyes! Waaaaah! I’m sooooo sad!”. Fuck that guy.

Next up: Iron man! Have you guys ever dated an alcoholic? I have. Tell him to choose between booze or you. He’ll pick booze just to prove that HE is the one in control. I know, I know, his healing factor prevents him from getting drunk and stealing your shit and putting a bunch of pin holes in the condoms so he can have your baby and then bitch about it. Still, even with the healing factor, what a dick.

Here comes Thor! He has a hammer! He hammers frequently. He hammers in the morning, he hammers in the evening, all over this land. As soon as he is finished hammering out love between his brothers and his sisters (incest, Pete Seeger?), he is going to try and start hammering Kitty Pryde, and not in a sexy way.

“What’s Kitty Pryde doing back in the fight, RobieRobTown?” you ask, if you have never visited the site before. To answer your question, I refer you to anything else I’ve written.

Thor comes out swinging, and Kitty Pryde isn’t there. All the others fight a bunch, and then eventually they are all tired of trying to hit Kitty Pryde, who isn’t there. There is a light lunch. Tony Stark pisses on the carpet, and claims he was sleepwalking, even though he was falling down drunk and having an “episode”. What a dick! New plans are formulated to try to hit Kitty Pryde. Back from lunch! The remaining Avengers continue to try and hit Kitty Pryde, and she continues to be not there. Break for dinner! Day 2: Muffins, then trying to hit Kitty Pryde, who isn’t there.

Finally, Thor gives up, and says something like “Ye are thee thusly! Nay, forsooth and such!”. Then, throwing in the towel, Tony Stark gets married to someone else while you are on vacation. WHAT A DICK! Eighties teen movie! Hilarious!

Winner: X-Men!

admin_Rock:

This smackdown was a tough one, for many reasons. It’s easier to assess a one on one fight than it is to sort out the entire team vs team. Teams tend to vary greatly in strength, and over the years have had many different members. But none of that matters, it’s FINALS day! X-Men vs The Avengers. And yes, this fight has been done a few times, of course never with our lineup, and never on our site.

My favorite part of the smackdown, and the part that many people forget, is that it’s really a big game of “What if”.

Does everyone have an opinion? Yes.
Is their opinion right? They probably think so.
Is there an overly obsessive fanboy who is going to nitpick and disagree with you. Abso-fucking-lutely.
Could you take him in a fight? Yep.
Would anyone do an admin_Rock vs fanboy smackdown? Depends on how hard up for content we are.
Would RobbieRobTown make a sidecard involving Newton from the old Hercules cartoon, a jar of Grape Smuckers and the correct pronunciation of the word “mischievous”? Almost certainly.
Could you take RobbieRobTown in a fight? Dude, have you SEEN RobbieRobTown? His picture up there isn’t a line drawing, that’s actually how skinny he is.
Would you fight him? Hells no. RRT is my friend, and he makes me laugh.
Can you get on with the smackdown already? K.

The two teams meet at the centre of the arena, and wait for the horn. The Avengers are surprised that the JLA aren’t here, as they were told that The Correctness had planned the whole thing from the beginning to end that way.

The horn sounds, and the battle is on. Captain America barks out some orders, and The Avengers fan out to start the attack. The X-Men tighten up into the shape of an X, they like things like that. Even more, they like titles with the letter X in them. X-Men, X-Force, eX-Caliber, eX-iles, X-23, X-Man, X-Wife. Oh, you know what they love even more? Characters that hop in and out of the timeline. Man they love that. Nothing would please Cyclops more that to discover that he’s in fact the father of Charles Xavier, except perhaps if he found out he was his own son (but NOT his own father.)

Wolverine is momentarily confused, as he is also an Avenger. Then he remembers what a bullshit idea that is, how little it makes sense, and gets his head back in the game. Cyclops fires an optic blast toward hawkeye’s incoming arrows, which slices through them and puts Hawkeye out of his misery, and saves me from having to write anything further about him.

Wolvie goes after Cap, and they battle adamantium vs adamantium, shield vs skeleton. The sound is not deafening, but very annoying. This could go on for a while, we’ll check in later.

Iron Man takes to the sky, and goes toe to toe with Rogue. This is a brilliant idea, as he’s not in danger of the power transfer thing. However, he’s not resistant to Jean Grey’s psychic attacks, which leave him unable to do anything more than crash into the ground.

Meanwhile, Thor and Colossus are duking it out in the usual “every team has a strong guy” part of the fight.

Wasp takes advantage of the numbers and stings Cyclops, knocking him down. Jean hears his cries, and turns, unable to explain her attraction to such a milquetoast cardboard cut out of a superhero, and smashes Wasp to the ground with her telekinesis.

Rogue comes to help Wolvie, and though Cap is quick enough to defend against her, he can’t handle the two of them, and Wolvie finally gets a shot in, dropping him.

Colossus is getting pounded by Thor, plain and simple. He’s not strong enough to beat a God of Thunder. Which is why he’s really glad when the rest of his time shows up and takes the fight to Thor. It’s only a matter of time now, until Jean can grab hold of his mind, or Rogue can close and touch him, or Wolvie can sink some claws in. Cyclops is unconscious, we think, soooo hard to tell with him, and Colossus, as mentioned, not strong enough on his own. For the sake of argument, Wolvie gets a fist to Thor’s head and extends the claws, giving Thor a lobotomy.

Game, set, and X-match

Winner: The X-Men

Tbinns

I think for this whole team thing to work, you have to bring a certain amount of personality into play. Personality is a key factor that’s often overlooked in these battles.

For instance, yes Superman could launch someone into the Sun. But the key thing is…he wouldn’t, he would never do that. If he was the sort of person who would do that, there would be no Lex Luthor.

Consequently, I think we need to focus on what one of these Characters WOULD do as opposed to what they COULD do.

To that end, I am going to take a guess based on what I know about these characters about who would end up taking on who, and based on that, who would come out on top.

Cap is a leader and a master strategist. He is also, despite Rob’s protests to the contrary, awesome. He knows the real heavyweight here is Jean, so he’s going to want to take her out first. The Avengers don’t appear to have any mind protection, or psychics on the team, so for now, I’m giving this one to Jean.

Based on a system of honor, warriors code, and a deep desire to see just who is the toughest, I believe Thor and Wolverine would be naturally drawn to each other. They are in for a long battle. Wolverine has a metal skeleton, which means he’ll be sucking lightning the whole time but, he also would recover from that quickly. By and large though, you get enough electricity and godly hammer strikes against you, you are going to pass out. I’m giving Wolverine vs Thor to Thor

I think Tony is smart enough to go after Rogue. Having no powers per se, and armour to protect him from her touch, he is the perfect candidate to take her out, which I think he could do without too much trouble especially with distance weapons. That one goes to Iron Man.

Wasp specializes in taking out big guys, buzzing in their ears and zapping away. But Colossus has metal skin his ears. No soft tissue. I’m calling Colossus.

That means Cyc vs. Hawkeye. Can Hawkeye take out the visor with an arrow? Yes, Can he do it under fire? I’m going to say yes. Can he do it faster than Scott can blast them away…uhhhh no. I’m calling Cyclops on that one.

So far that’s 3-2 for the X-men. But here are the “Other factors” that need consideration. And they are crucial.

1. Can the combined mental might of Tony Stark and Hank Pym come up with some kind of anti psychic attack headgear in just two days?

2. Who exactly did Rogue touch just before heading into battle?

So it’s still anyone’s game…enough of the pre-show analysis, let’s head to the arena. A hush falls over the crowd as the two sides square off. In calm, Cap gives Cyclops a respectful nod.

The buzzer sounds…there is a slight perceptible wobble in the air, but the X-men press forward to meet…

THE DEFENDERS!!! That’s right bitches. Dr. Strange altered the fabric of space and time to reverse a completely unjust verdict. In his time off he has created an alternate universe that is EXACTLY like our own except for a) Nickleback doesn’t exist, and b) Robbie Robtown LOOOVES Namor, especially his ankle wings. Which means the winner of the Defenders vs. The Avengers was in fact THE DEFENDERS AS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN. This parallel universe slides into place at the sound of the buzzer and completely overlaps our own, becoming the primary earth for all continuity from now until forever stamp, stamp, no erase-ies, amen. To achieve this remarkable and incredibly unlikely feat, Dr. Strange would have to a) Realize he is a fictional character, b) Be aware of Rob’s anti-Namor prejudice and c) have the power to do something about it from the pages of a comic book, thus affecting the outcome of a quasi obscure blog.

Sound impossible? Well, guess what?

Hulk grabs Colossus by the ankles and starts swatting Wolverine with him. Jean cannot penetrate the psychic barrier Strange has enveloped his team in. Surfer flies out and uses the power cosmic, which is only slightly less vague and sweeping than Strange’s magic to reverse polarize Rogues power, so when she touches someone, she completely drains herself and makes others stronger. She tries that shit on the Hulk, gets swatted with a Colossus bat. Splat. While Cyc is blasting away Namor comes out of nowhere and K.O’s him.

Hulk and Wolvie are STILL pounding the hell out of each other, but everybody else is down and out, because this is a right and just universe where the fucking DEFENDERS run the fucking table, and aren’t taken out by people who don’t like certain people’s superheroic footwear.

Winners: THE DEFENDERS! Yes I’m serious. If you doubt it, click below, and sing along. Play us out, boys

Decision: X-Men

And so, Ladies and Gentlemen, the X-Men are crowned champions of the Team Smackdown, and join winners Superman (Smackdown) and Dr. Doom (Villian Smackdown) in the hall of Smackdown fame.

What’s next? Who knows. Perhaps a non-comic book smackdown? Perhaps SuperMODEL Smackdown? Pitch your ideas below, and we’ll mock them ineffectively!

As a preview to Friday’s final Superhero Smackdown, we’re taking a long look back at the moments and comments that led us to where we are.

Most Controversial Decision:
SPIDERMAN vs GREEN LANTERN

We caught more flack from the readers on this one than any other smackdown. Many disagreed with the unanimous victory for Spider-Man. Way it goes. Click the link above to see the comments board in all its glory, full of derision and failness.

Smackdown What Broke The Server:
HULK vs HELLBOY

With too much raw power and demonic energy in the air, our former web host pulled the plug as we jammed up the interweb tubes with comic fanboy goodness. The upside is that we switched over to BlackSun, who are gods among hosts. If you need some web hosting, give them a shout, tell them The Correctness sent you.

Who picked the winners?

Keep in mind that 2 votes is enough for a win, so the percentages will be high.

In the Round of 8,

Dave 8/8
Rob 7/8
Tony 6/8

In the Quarter Finals,

Dave 4/4
Tony 4/4
Rob 3/4

In the Semi Finals

Tony 2/2
Rob 2/2
Dave 1/2

Total

Dave 13/14
Tony 12/14
Rob 12/14

Best Entries:

Dave: My favorite entry of the tournament was this one from Rob. I love it because it makes me laugh many times, and also because it became a beacon for those without any sense of humor, with which they could find their way here and point this out to the rest of us.

Well, I’m going to weigh in here ignorant. I never read the Green Lantern, and I used to be a total Marvel guy- except that I didn’t realy “get” the X-men, so, when I say “Marvel Guy” I mean “Spider-Man”. Spidey has a lot going for him. His spider sense warns him of imminent danger, and he can stick to stuff. Lest we forget, that he can swing from webs, any size, and he catches theives, just like flies. In fact, in the chill of night, at the scene of the crime, like a streak of light, he arrives just in time. How many times have you said to yourself- “Man, that streak of light arrived just in time, fast things are very much like streaks of light, for all fast things are timely.”? Lots of times, probably.

Second of all, willpower isn’t much of a power. I mean, Hal Jordan, Susan Powter, you guys tell me the difference. One can make green hammers with his ring, and the other is a motivational fitness expert from the early nineties. Same same.

Maybe I’m being unfair on the Green Lantern because I don’t get how anyone who gets bitten by a radioactive lantern could become a superhero. I mean, that has to be the shittiest origin story ever told, and I remind you that I wrote and created the “Human Man” show, so, I know a thing or two about shitty origin stories. Nonetheless, if I had to be bitten by something radioactive, it would be a spider, or a fuckin’ shark, but not a green lantern, that’s totally retarded.

While I’m on the subject, I would love to be bitten by a radioactive shark, that would be the fucking coolest. It’s a fucking shark, people, a radioactive underwater death merchant with no fear. It’s like Daredevil, only good, and not stupid and totally hopeless in a fight against The Flash. Then, as Shark man, I would wreak havoc on the denizens of port cities, and I would eat the fuck out of Aquaman. Oh, and I don’t want Alan Moore anywhere near the writing, I want to be a purposeless killing machine, not a nuanced child abuse victim.

Tony: If there was a best writer Smackdown between the three of us, I’d vote for Rob as well. Which is ironic, because he was the one who took the most shit and abuse out of any of us. Very few artists are appreciated in their time. Comparing Batman and the Flash to Wile e. Coyote and Road Runner was awesome, and his retraction of the Green Lantern origin was the Mona Lisa of Nerd baiting.

Winners of the “Anonymity + Internet = Asshole” Award

We received many, many comments on the Smackdowns, these were our favorites.

>” I have read many of your ridiculous super-hero fight predictions and have come to the conclusion that you (Tony, Rob, and Dave) are either…
1.) Totally fucking retarded
2.) Trying to piss off real comic book aficionados
or
3.) Both
In the immortal words of Matt Stone and Trey Parker; “You guys are fags!””

>“Any fights these guys have come up with or used their “humorous”logic on before has negated any present and future discussions on who would win in a fight. I realize arguing on the internet is like the special olympics, but you guys are flat out retarded to begin with.”

>“Way to phone it in, guys.
‘I don’t think my writing assignment is interesting, so here’s a story about how I planned to blow up my school!’ lolwut?
Jesus fucking Christ. Hire someone else or get a different encephalitic cum-eating intern to do this shit.”

>“The only fucktarded thing here is the writing. And the website. And the fact that I wasted time answering this.”

>“I agree these morons are smoking crack.
Where the hell did they come up with this notion for the Green Lantern’s origin?
“Maybe I’m being unfair on the Green Lantern because I don’t get how anyone who gets bitten by a radioactive lantern could become a superhero. I mean, that has to be the shittiest origin story ever told, and I remind you that I wrote and created the “Human Man” show, so, I know a thing or two about shitty origin stories. Nonetheless, if I had to be bitten by something radioactive, it would be a spider, or a fuckin’ shark, but not a green lantern, that’s totally retarded.”
Were they high as balls when they wrote this awful article?”

>“you guys are fucking idiots. INFINTE COSMIC POWER versus some dickhead teenager with homemade webshooters?
read a god damn comic book jesus.”

But it wasn’t all bad, some people were on board with us…

“Very well written, funny, well thought out, and mixed it up between the three of you.

Think Flash would win also but the Marvelites will argue that the X-factor (underdog winner) goes to Spidey all the time.

So good job cum-dumpsters “

Some of the comments were actually COMPLIMENTARY! and didn’t use the word cumdumpster.

You guys are hilarious, keep it up
*sorry this remark isn’t more inflammatory*

This was a great response to Rob’s point in Wolverine vs. Superman, where he said the Iron Giant didn’t say “Wolverine” and make him cry at the end of that movie…

I will also point out that at no point in Red Dawn did Patrick Swayze cry out “Supermen!”

and we would be remiss not to mention Tomass doggedly rooting for his favorites, Robin and Aquaman to be reinstated and kick some ass.

Never stop the dream.

If you could go back and change our answers on any, would you? If yes, which ones?

Tony: I stand by most of what I said…but the Batman over Hulk nags at me a bit. If I had never read the Ultimates, I would have given that one to the Hulk. In fact…Can I change my answer?

Dave: You can, but unless someone else does too, it won’t make a difference.

I have no changes that I would make. Most of my entries are gut feeling-based, and thus, I go with how I feel. I would, if I could, go back and change the bracket a bit, to avoid some of the weaker match-ups, and to remove Superman, not because he’s insanely overpowered, but more because he annoys the fuck out of me.

Rob: Curiously absent, probably on his cum eating break.

So there it is. Tomorrow, Superman vs. Flash. And then we will take a little Smackdown break (because no one likes verbal abuse over the holidays) but we will continue updating our usual goofy shit every day, so do come back.

Oh and are you at all curious about who would win in a fight between the Joker and The Green Goblin? Dr. Doom and Magneto? How about Killer Croc and Abomination? Then we MIGHT just MIGHT have something for you in the New year.

Thanks for reading, lets have coffee sometime!

Love, The Correctness