The Correctness Guide to Seducing a Nerd

RobbieRobTown — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:24:53 +0000

Even though many of your people have never yet been enticed by the subtle delicacy that is Nerd Love, in time, you will find yourself inexplicably tempted. You will find yourself drawn to nerds like a moth to a plasma stream, or , possibly, a flame. We will draw you in with our intense passion for very specific things, we will draw you in with our charming inability to admit to being wrong about said things, we will draw you in with our extensive collections of things- Come to think of it, I’m not sure what our exact appeal is, but every year more and more non nerdy people find themselves suddenly and inextricably attracted to nerds, and you will need some advice. Oh- even if you didn’t need advice, we are going to give you some advice, rest assured of that if nothing else. Advice will be given, and you can smile quietly to yourself and tell us to go back to our RPGs. How does one seduce a nerd, you ask yourself? That’s easy. Offer it sex. Did it refuse? It did? In all likelihood, you may have some serious work to do then.

The Epic of Karnes, or, Something Wicked This Way Comes

RobbieRobTown — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 15:01:58 +0000

"...Yes, he had slain the Ogres of Tangle’s Deep, yes he had tricked the Warlock King of Hellsbridge Meadows, yes he had climbed the insurmountable peaks of Zordan, but at the moment, he thought to himself, after all his achievements “ I could really take a dump right now. That would totally smooth out this coronation”...

Ya Gotta Keep ‘em Motivated

Tbinns — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:29:15 +0000

The Correctness » Dungeons and Dragons

The Correctness Guide to Seducing a Nerd

The Epic of Karnes, or, Something Wicked This Way Comes

Ya Gotta Keep ‘em Motivated