The Correctness » cthulhu http://www.thecorrectness.com Better living through smarminess. Mon, 06 Feb 2012 21:56:45 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Copyright © The Correctness 2010 admin@thecorrectness.com (The Correctness) admin@thecorrectness.com (The Correctness) http://www.thecorrectness.com/wp-content/plugins/podpress/images/powered_by_podpress.jpg The Correctness http://www.thecorrectness.com 144 144 Better living through smarminess. The Correctness The Correctness admin@thecorrectness.com no no
Supervillain Smackdown S2: Doom vs. Mystique http://www.thecorrectness.com/comics/supervillain-smackdown-s2-doom-vs-mystique/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/comics/supervillain-smackdown-s2-doom-vs-mystique/#comments Fri, 23 Apr 2010 16:56:40 +0000 The Correctness http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=2785 Here at The Correctness SportsishNetwerkkz, we offer our be-all-end-all absolutely correct answers on which supervillains would win in a fight. Lex Luthor has bankrolled the competition.Which of the 8 will come out on top? The playoffs continue this week in the Pengrowth Deathdrome. It’s brutal, ugly, violent, and soul rending…and that’s just the comment section!!! The Rules, and the Bracket were laid out in advance, in this post. Two days of prep, battle is held in the stadium, and it’s to the death. Game on.
THIS WEEK: The second Semi-Final: Doom vs Mystique. Steel vs Blue thing. Read More...]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/comics/supervillain-smackdown-s2-doom-vs-mystique/feed/ 29 Beneath the Catacombs of Madness! A Choose Your Own Adventure Story. http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/beneath-the-catacombs-of-madness-a-choose-your-own-adventure-story/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/beneath-the-catacombs-of-madness-a-choose-your-own-adventure-story/#comments Wed, 30 Sep 2009 14:34:40 +0000 RobbieRobTown http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=1605

This excerpt from a Lovecraftian “Choose Your Own Adventure” story, unpublished and partially complete, was submitted to The Correctness anonymously.

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]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/what-the/feed/ 2 The Large Hadron Collider and Your Certain Doom http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/the-large-hadron-collider-and-your-certain-doom/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/the-large-hadron-collider-and-your-certain-doom/#comments Tue, 28 Jul 2009 16:50:32 +0000 RobbieRobTown http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=368 ConCERNed? Ha! Seriously, Large Hadrons, and the End of the World. We here at The Correctness are not physicists. OH! Wait- No, I looked around again, and we are not physicists, but what we ARE for certain is correct, and we’d like to offer some advice on your impending doom. So, regarding your horrifying death: When CERN finally fixes the Large Hadron Collider in November, we can guarantee you that the first large hadron collision will set in motion the destruction of all life on earth, most probably by terrifying creatures from dimensions beyond, but possibly, and somewhat optimistically, just from a massive gravitational collapse that will swallow our planet. Let’s explain a bit about the LHC. ]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/the-large-hadron-collider-and-your-certain-doom/feed/ 8 7 Things We Hate About Weddings http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/7-things-we-hate-about-weddings/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/7-things-we-hate-about-weddings/#comments Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:53:42 +0000 RobbieRobTown http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=249 7 things we hate about Weddings: wedding doom Lest we start to sound unromantic, let us first say that we here at The Correctness have no objection to the notion of making a lifelong vow to your partner who you deeply love. No, we think marriages are a lovely idea, and fully 2/3 of The Correctness are happily wed, and a mere 1/3 of us are hopeless bachelors who screw up every relationship we touch like some kind of reverse King Midas (See the Hollies 1968 “hit” entitled "King Midas in Reverse" if you would like to see this metaphor extended into meaninglessness).]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/7-things-we-hate-about-weddings/feed/ 5