Featured Posts

An Evening with Ringo, Tony and Trev Well, now I can cross “See a Beatle live” off of the old life list. My Hetero Life mate Trevor and I attended the Ringo Starr and his all Starr Band concert. Ringo said early on he just wanted...

Read more

The Correctness Guide to Body Disposal: The Correctness Guide to Body Disposal: Disclaimer: The Correctness legal department reminds you that neither The Correctness, thecorrectness.com, Robbierobtown nor any subsidiary or affiliated...

Read more

Tunez Magazine review - Cockshark and Brothersucker... June 9, 1987: It was a hot night in the Big Easy, and the audience was rigid with anticipation- For good reason. Tonight, for the first time ever, Cockshark had shared the stage with Brothersucker. For...

Read more

Young Housewives with Ray Guns! Part 1 At 22 years old, Emily was hardly the youngest housewife in West Cloverdale. Indeed, she like so many other attractive young women had carefully played by the rules, attracted themselves a husband,...

Read more

LOL Happiez! Hai Correctness Readers! LOLsies! Some of you guys sure seem to be in a real pickle about my emotional state! Golly wonkers, it sure is nice that you are all so concerned about my lovemeter readings,...

Read more

A Haiku Cycle for the Creamsicle Women: The peroxide blondes with fake orange tans.

Posted by RobbieRobTown | Posted in Poetry | Posted on 13-07-2009

Tags: , , , , ,

0

creamsicle_lg

A Haiku Cycle for the Creamsicle Women: The peroxide blondes with fake orange tans.

Like a winter leaf,

You tumble, awkwardly off

Your broken high heels

…………………………………..

Your perfect orange skin

The hottest oompa loompa

I have seen today

…………………………………..

Your spray tan hits you

Like the mist off the ocean

Only, retarded.

…………………………………..

Did you just say “what?”

Or did you mean “pardon me”

Fuck you, creamsicle.

…………………………………..

Mountains form slowly,

Over geologic time

Or for five grand each.

…………………………………..

A perfect flower

Smells  sweetly, and much less like

The cosmetics aisle.

…………………………………..

Bleach thins your hair and

Soon, like an autumn leaf, shows

your empty skull.

…………………………………..

Like a mushroom grows,

You bulge out of your small pants .

Just buy your real size.

…………………………………..

Drunk just before noon,

You smell like margarita,

Carrying your child.

…………………………………..

With your make up off,

It must be like seeing death,

If death was a whore…

…………………………………..

RobbieRobTown