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	<description>Better living through smarminess.</description>
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		<title>Chief Defender of the Faith</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2011 20:07:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Planet of the Apes Film Fests

<img class="alignleft" style="vertical-align: middle" src="http://i1238.photobucket.com/albums/ff485/kcallbeck/goape.jpg" alt="" width="228" height="335" />

Last year when a friend of mine invited me over to watch a film on his mondo-fantabulous home entertainment setup, he told me to pickup a blu-ray of whatever I wanted for my first HD giant screen experience and I chose the 1968 Planet of the Apes with Chuck Heston. I didn't have to buy it though, I had purchased the Apes original series blu-ray boxed set months before owning a player.

Read More...]]></description>
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		<title>The Brand New Magic:The Gathering Correctness Expansion Set Part Two</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/gaming/the-brand-new-magicthe-gathering-correctness-expansion-set-part-two/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thecorrectness.com/gaming/the-brand-new-magicthe-gathering-correctness-expansion-set-part-two/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 13:17:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tbinns</dc:creator>
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Because the <a href="http://www.thecorrectness.com/gaming/magic-the-gathering%E2%80%A6the-correctness-expansion/">first one </a>was so terribly popular. (I just played my Irony card +2/+2 to all snide remarks.) This time however we have included a few surprises...now you can add the members of The Correctness to your deck! Join us for the exclusive sneak preview that has Magic fans everywhere declaring "Who the fuck are the Correctness?"
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		<title>Comic Expo Details and Tbinns Stand Up Live</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/comic-expo-details-and-tbinns-stand-up-live/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2011 15:34:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tbinns</dc:creator>
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Plus a Vogon Poetry contest...details inside!]]></description>
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		<title>Guys in Tights and Fark Green Lights</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 2010 06:10:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tbinns</dc:creator>
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<strong> A Correctness State of the Union</strong>

First, a bit of history.

About a year and a half ago, after some social function or another (I believe it may well have been an evening of Settlers of Catan) just as the man/boy who would become known as Robbie Robtown was heading out my front door, I said to him…

“Hey, we should start an online humor magazine.” ]]></description>
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		<title>The Lonely Life of End Table Bob</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/the-lonely-life-of-end-table-bob/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/the-lonely-life-of-end-table-bob/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Nov 2010 18:38:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tbinns</dc:creator>
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Bob had spent most of his adult life trying to convince his friends, family and even total strangers that he was not an end table.]]></description>
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		<title>The Correctness Glossary : &#8220;Dexter&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/the-correctness-glossary-dexter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Sep 2010 14:29:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tbinns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Glossary of Terms that have yet to, but ought to come into everyday usage. Today's Correctness Glossary term:

<img alt="" src="http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv255/Correctness/dexter5.jpg" title="Dexter" class="alignnone" width="300" height="360" />

<strong>DEXTER :</strong> (DEXter) v. 1.) to harm, mutilate or kill someone who richly and deeply deserves it.]]></description>
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		<title>POLL RESULT: Where do you want to go today?</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/polls/poll-result-where-do-you-want-to-go-today/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thecorrectness.com/polls/poll-result-where-do-you-want-to-go-today/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 15:49:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>The Correctness</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In our most recent poll, we decided to appeal to your desire for travel. Where DID you want to go? The answers within...

<img alt="" src="http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv255/Correctness/takeout.jpg" title="Take out" class="alignnone" width="355" height="350" />

<br clear = all>

Read more...

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		<title>Magic: The Gathering…The Correctness Expansion</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/gaming/magic-the-gathering%e2%80%a6the-correctness-expansion/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thecorrectness.com/gaming/magic-the-gathering%e2%80%a6the-correctness-expansion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 05:59:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tbinns</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Note (This is a repost of the original.)

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<br clear="all">

Exciting news gamers! We have a sneak preview of the upcoming MTG Correctness expansion pack! Now you can create entire decks of Correctness to amaze and dazzle your friends with. Tournament play is about to be taken to a whole new level. And by that of course we mean these are not in the least bit legal in tournaments. Or actual games. But we have put in a call about the expansion to Wizards of the Coast, and we expect to hear from them any day now.

Read More...]]></description>
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		<title>The Correctness Casting Couch: Lois Lane</title>
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		<comments>http://www.thecorrectness.com/movies/the-correctness-casting-couch-lois-lane/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 02:03:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tbinns</dc:creator>
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Part one of a series of articles in which the Correctness recasts some our favourite comic book heroines, and reclaims them from some performances that left...some room for improvement.  This week, we tackle Superman's REAL weakness, Ms. Lois Lane.]]></description>
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		<title>A Minor Grammatical Concern Re: &#8220;Literally&#8221;.</title>
		<link>http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/a-minor-grammatical-concern-re-literally/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/a-minor-grammatical-concern-re-literally/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Aug 2009 14:57:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RobbieRobTown</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Correctness]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[I do not think that word means what you think it means]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[File under: Awkward Usage, Modern language, "Literally"

<img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-837" title="CB029654" src="http://www.thecorrectness.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/dictionary-239x300.jpg" alt="CB029654" width="239" height="300" />

Hello, Modern Language Users:

Um, hey, gosh guys, I'm not sure how to put this. You know when you say things like "That was literally the biggest meal ever", or "That was literally off the hizzy"? You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, about that...

Yeah, um, I'm no Grammar Nazi, I mean, not anymore, and I certainly enjoy the flexibility of writing in this casual style. It's just that I think what you think "literally" means isn't what it means? Ya know?...

Read on here...
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