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http://www.thecorrectness.com/uncategorized/binky-bells-disgruntled-elf/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/uncategorized/binky-bells-disgruntled-elf/#comments Thu, 01 Dec 2011 18:25:00 +0000 Tbinns http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=6272 It's December first...the day we are all legitimately allowed to play Christmas music and tear open that first little Advent Calendar Flap and eat the first waxy, tasteless chocolate of the season. In the spirit of the holidays, I'd like to suggest you follow @TheNorthPolar on Twitter, if you are the tweeting sort. He's a disgruntled Elf I created last year at work as a promotional project. I had so much fun with it I've decided to make it an annual thing. Here are a couple of Binky Tweets to get you started.]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/uncategorized/binky-bells-disgruntled-elf/feed/ 0 http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/christmas-carol-conundrum/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/christmas-carol-conundrum/#comments Sun, 20 Dec 2009 18:47:06 +0000 RobbieRobTown http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=2391 http://www.thecorrectness.com/correctness/christmas-carol-conundrum/feed/ 1 http://www.thecorrectness.com/music/top-10-names-for-christmas-cds/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/music/top-10-names-for-christmas-cds/#comments Fri, 18 Dec 2009 15:11:58 +0000 Tbinns http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=2378 10. Ozzy Osbourne Peppermint Bark at the Moon 9. Susan Boyle- Yule Forget Who I am this Time Next Year ]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/music/top-10-names-for-christmas-cds/feed/ 3 http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/christmas-shopping-haikus/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/christmas-shopping-haikus/#comments Thu, 10 Dec 2009 18:13:42 +0000 The Correctness http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=2333 ]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/writing/christmas-shopping-haikus/feed/ 3 http://www.thecorrectness.com/uncategorized/10-insidious-items-to-calculated-to-make-you-buy-more-useless-shit-at-christmas/ http://www.thecorrectness.com/uncategorized/10-insidious-items-to-calculated-to-make-you-buy-more-useless-shit-at-christmas/#comments Tue, 01 Dec 2009 23:27:20 +0000 Tbinns http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=2254 You know things have gotten bad when you long for the days of soap on a rope. I mean don’t get us wrong, the Correctness is very pro Christmas. No self respecting adult with the mentality of a 12 year old (which pretty much describes all three of us) would have the temerity to hate Christmas. What we object to is the outer fringe dollar store type ephemera that really draw attention to the fact that the whole thing has gotten waaay out of control. These ten that we present for your edification are but a tip of the giant lumbering iceberg that is Pointless Christmas Shit, and it’s headed right for the S.S. Holiday Spirit.]]> http://www.thecorrectness.com/uncategorized/10-insidious-items-to-calculated-to-make-you-buy-more-useless-shit-at-christmas/feed/ 8