POLL RESULTS: Stop!

They have an “Ave Maria” but they don’t have an “Ave Bob”. Does that seem right to you?

Hey kids, Admin_Rock here. Our intrepid cub reporter Keith was pondering over on facebook, as to the plight of minorities in comic books. It ended up being a fun trivia exercise, I thought I'd bring it over here. Keith asked "Nerds: List Asian comic characters who a) don't know martial arts and b) don't use a sword. Extra points if they were born in the US. The list is probably as long as native American characters who aren't shamans." So, let's hear it. Show us how extensive your comic book knowledge is.

(ED: Today's article is brought to you by guest writer Victoria Banner - no relation.) Legend of Zelda: The Movie. So somewhere at one point in time someone said to me "A Legend of Zelda Movie would be awesome" I disagreed with this fact but was too busy not being sober to bring up why I whole heartedly disagreed with this fact. Well I forgot who brought up the concept, but I remembered why a legend of Zelda movie would be Terrible.

If The Correctness made a movie where Anne Hathaway was under some kind of magic spell where she had to do whatever you told her...It would have gone a lot differently. oh, so very differently.