POLL RESULTS: How To Leave Your Lover

1: Dear Kellogg's: You are no doubt aware that you are the manufacturer of Frosted Flakes. If you are not aware of this fact, you should be.  I am going to presume you are, indeed, aware. Of this fact.  You guys make Frosted Flakes.  Your "Frosted Flakes", which are puffed corn of some variety or another, have the unlikely mascot of an anthropomorphic tiger, who wears a scarf for some reason. This he does, and I can only surmise, because Tony is a gang member, or possibly a barnstormer.

Well gang the Superhero Smackdown continues, after a less controversial but still somewhat contested victory for Superman. There has also been a line up change...

We interrupt the Correctness for a special announcement. I, Tbinns, one of your fearless Correctians is going to be a father. Let the buying of ridiculous Star Wars themed baby shit begin! We now return to your regularily scheuled rant, already in progress.

A Glossary of Terms that have yet to, but ought to come into everyday usage. Today's Correctness Glossary term: DEXTER : (DEXter) v. 1.) to harm, mutilate or kill someone who richly and deeply deserves it.

The Ungiving Tree Once there was a tree and she knew a little boy. She was okay with him-