POLL RESULTS: How To Leave Your Lover

This week’s poll dealt with the sensitive topic of severing ties with a lover. This can be a difficult and emotional event, or a source of free lyrics…


While Paul Simon’s methods may have worked back in “the day”, it seems modern times call for modern solutions…

Overwhelmingly, you voted to end things by sleeping with his sister. This says a lot about you, considering most of you are not women (or so our statistics tell us). We have only one thing to say about that method of break-up: Can we watch?

The second place choice involved cruelty to animals, while third place was a less direct, but equally effective method of communication.

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This week’s poll will be, as always, on the right.

Author: The Correctness

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