Ziggy Stardust and the Spider from Malaysia

Bowie

According to the Correctness’s sources scientists have discovered a new species of spider in Malaysia and named it after David Bowie. It is called the “Heteropoda davidbowie”. Which is weird because that’s the first and only time the word “Hetero” has been attached to David Bowie. No word yet on whether or not the spider is made from glass, but here is a photo of the little guy…

The answer to the question "So where were the spiders...?" is Malaysia.

Trivia and subsequent joke provided by Trevor Campbell. Trevor Campbell, for all your Trevor Campbell needs.

Author: Tbinns

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