The Polls are in: Empire Reigns.
In our quest to continually add new things to the site, we’ve begun polling the masses (snicker.) Last week’s poll was no great surprise to anyone, and came out about how you’d figure. Behold, The Best Star Wars Movie!
Best Star Wars Movie?
- The Empire Strikes Back (44%, 8 Votes)
- A New Hope (28%, 5 Votes)
- Return of the Jedi (22%, 4 Votes)
- Phantom Menace (6%, 1 Votes)
- Attack of the Clones (0%, 0 Votes)
- Revenge of the Sith (0%, 0 Votes)
Total Voters: 18
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I’d poll Carrie Fisher’s mass. Er, pole. I was sexually attracted to Carrie Fisher, is what I’m getting at.
RobbieRobTown(Quote) (Reply)
Padme has “that shirt” in Attack of the Clones. But then you have to watch Attack of the Clones…
admin_rock(Quote) (Reply)
How was it THAt cold on a desert planet? That ship must have had the air conditioning just CRANKED. Unless Lucas CGI’d them in just for fun.
Tbinns(Quote) (Reply)
SUCCESSIVELY SMALLER BOXES!
Tomass(Quote) (Reply)
SMALLER
Tomass(Quote) (Reply)
smallish?
Tbinns(Quote) (Reply)
Padme’s midriff is the only reason Clones is more watchable than Sith
skyotter(Quote) (Reply)
It would appear we have reached the limits of box technology.
RobbieRobTown(Quote) (Reply)
Much sadness was reached with the limiting of the the small boxes
SeriouslyAGeekGirl(Quote) (Reply)
Much sadness to be sure
It’s like being 5 all over again. On that fateful depressing day in a women clothing store with my mom standing between 2 mirrors. Realizing no matter how much I tried I couldn’t see the end of the mirror tunnel.
Tomass(Quote) (Reply)
smallerish
Tomass(Quote) (Reply)
With new poll you missed
Elvis Stojko one of Canadas best figure skaters of all time.
Elvis Sinosic UFC fighter
Elvis Dumervil Denver Broncos D-Lineman
Uncle Soondead(Quote) (Reply)
Well,
Stojko was missed because he’s neither funny nor cool,
Sinosic because we’ve made our stance on watching gay porn very clear,
and Dumervil because sorry, who?
admin_rock(Quote) (Reply)