A Correctness Correction

It's no secret that I'm a big fan of superheros, and comic books. Also, love going to movies. But I've come to a conclusion, one that might seem incredulous or shocking on the surface: Hollywood needs to stop making superhero movies.
(Scapulaman, possibly the next big superhero film?) Maybe not entirely, but 94% of the projects in development should just be scrapped. No Avenger, No Iron Man 3, No Thor, No Spider-Man 4. No prequels, no origin stories, nothing. We'll let the 3rd Dark Knight movie go ahead, but after that, let's ban them from Hollywood for another 5 years or so. Read More...

Alright, you heathens, you keep insisting on asking us about our romantic affiliation with Jesus. The volume of mail about us and Jesus is overwhelming. Every day, you people, with your questions about Jesus, and who kissed who first. Well, there is nothing going on between us and Jesus, but we'd surely like a crack at hitting that. How Hard We'd Hit Jesus: I'd hit that so hard it would take Jesus an extra day to come back at Easter. I'd hit Jesus so hard they'd have to give out Cheerios instead of communion wafers. Read More...

Ladies: If the length of the pocket on your jean shorts is longer than the material itself, you are a whore.

Guess who’s coming to The Calgary Comic Expo? Yes, Leonard Nimoy, but besides him? Yes, Malcom Macdowell, Erin Grey, Billie Dee Williams Brent Spiner…yes they are all very good…but who would you really LIKE to see there, live and in person?
No Not Tamoah Pinkett, you jackasses, US! The Correctness will be doing Superhero Smackdown LIVE. Fear not, you will not bear witness to us in tights doing some sort of Justice League LARPing, it will be a lively comedic debate, with plenty of opportunity to talk back and voice your opinion. So come out and hurl invectives at us in person for a change. We are in Panel Room D at 5:00 on April 24th…visit Calgaryexpo.com and book your tickets.

A Correctness State of the Union First, a bit of history. About a year and a half ago, after some social function or another (I believe it may well have been an evening of Settlers of Catan) just as the man/boy who would become known as Robbie Robtown was heading out my front door, I said to him… “Hey, we should start an online humor magazine.”