Rom Com Bingo
So you’re sitting at home with your beloved female companion, and she’s made popcorn and is wearing her comfy socks and she wants to curl up on the couch and watch that God awful cinematic abortion she just rented, and you’re her man and she loves you and she wants you to watch it with her. What can you do? How much Matthew McCoughnwhatsisnuts can one person take? Well once again the Correctness is here to save your ass. First of all, chill out. She puts up with a lot of your shit. It shouldn’t surprise you that she rents shitty movies, let’s face it, if she had any taste at all, she probably wouldn’t be with you in the first place.And its partly your fault for sending her to the video store alone anyway. Secondly, we have devised a way to make the evening more tolerable for you. We give you the ROM COM CLICHE BINGO SET!!! Simply print this page and cut out the game board .(You might want to mount it on some cardboard for stability) Then, make several copies of the stylish Hugh Grant/ Sandra Bullock tokens provided. Cut those out as well, or, use poker chips, potato chips, whatever you have at hand. Now instead of ruining a nice evening your partner richly deserves with your eye rolling and snide comments, simply play ROM COM Bingo and keep your bitter rants to yourself. However, be careful not to ruin a precious moment…
Matthew McConewhatsisname: The truth is, the right girl for me was right in front of me the whole time…
You: BINGO!!!!!!!!
Her: You are an asshole.
So, pop a marker on the Meg Ryan memorial Free space, and enjoy!
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A Saturday filled with chips, cola and Hi-def Gore.
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I would make one for when husbands play D&D, but I typically I do RPG too… So I’d be a hyprocrite…
Holly(Quote) (Reply)
what is he playing for? Sex because he watched the damn thing or a night on the couch because he was being trivial?
Kat(Quote) (Reply)
I’d tolerate this. It’d be better than eye rolling and snide guffaws. I’d make an Austen bingo set too. “someone takes a trip to Bath”, “love each other at first sight but she has no income”, “lots of sisters”, “best friend is plain”,”there is a ball”, “men are shooting at birds”, “it rains and someone catches a cold and nearly dies”, “at least one character is a vicar, or wants to be one”…
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