“It’s the Story of…”

It’s fun, it’s easy! Annoy your friends, amaze your enemies!

It’s the Correctness Movie Pitch Mash up Game!

First, a bit of background. This past Halloween, in between sets of raging horror movie themed Pictionary, our very own RobbieRobtown introduced a little parlour game into our midst that was, apparently a favourite of the ever so hip improv crowd. The game was simple…you pitch two movies together, (You always start with “It’s the Story of…”) then deliver the title/punchline. Then the party lapsed into a deadly silence as everyone immediately started trying to think of one.

So, way to kill a party again, there Rob.

It’s easier to explain by example, so have a look at these examples provided by myself and the rest of the Correctness Funsters. If you want to play, add yours to the list in the comment section below.

It’s the story of a lonely guy who is about to get married but he doesn’t have a best man because he doesn’t make friends with other men easily, then he bonds with an eccentric Rush fan who has the power to morph into any animal he chooses…

It’s called “I Love You, Manimal.”

It’s the story of a creature whose passion for flight makes him an outcast among his own people…but he later returns to them to enlighten them, and also to strangle them and steal their jewelry.

It’s called “Jonathan Livingston Smegol”

It’s the story of an architect who marries a pregnant Mexican woman in Vegas, while trying to stop the assassination of the President.

It’s called “Fools Rush In The Line of Fire”

It’s the story of a group of teens being stalked by a man in a fisherman’s coat while they learn the lessons of life from a washed out teacher.

It’s called “I Know What You Did Last Summer School”

It’s the story of an Antarctic expedition that ends in insanity, and love.

It’s called “Brokeback Mountains of Madness”

It’s the story of four lovable Moptop singers as they have wacky adventures in King Arthur’s Court

It’s called “A Hard Days First Knight”

(By the way…THIS almost happened once…Lord of the Ringos?)

It’s the story of a young teenage girl with a penchant for solving mysteries in a small California town who leads a group of aliens bent on world domination.

It’s called “Veronica Mars Attacks”.

See…isn’t that fun? Your turn!

Author: Tbinns

Tony is a stand up comedian. Tony is a writer. Tony is a sketch comedian. Tony defines himself by what he does. This is due to poor self esteem. He is horribly opinionated and prone to boogers.

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