Comments on: IRON MAN 2: Review http://www.thecorrectness.com/movies/iron-man-2-review/ Better living through smarminess. Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:58:38 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: The Correctness » Blog Archive » Poll Results: Best Comic Book Movie 2010 http://www.thecorrectness.com/movies/iron-man-2-review/comment-page-1/#comment-3557 The Correctness » Blog Archive » Poll Results: Best Comic Book Movie 2010 Mon, 07 Feb 2011 20:10:48 +0000 http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=3088#comment-3557 [...] Iron Man 2 made over $300 million, and was well-received. For me, it was okay at best. Much like Superman Returns, it was enjoyable while watching, but the further away from it I got, the less fond of it I became. Like the first Iron Man film, it doesn’t strike me as a film that I would re-watch. If only Mickey Rourke’s character was replaced by someone whose name rhymes with Spalkovich. Read our original review of the film here. [...] [...] Iron Man 2 made over $300 million, and was well-received. For me, it was okay at best. Much like Superman Returns, it was enjoyable while watching, but the further away from it I got, the less fond of it I became. Like the first Iron Man film, it doesn’t strike me as a film that I would re-watch. If only Mickey Rourke’s character was replaced by someone whose name rhymes with Spalkovich. Read our original review of the film here. [...]

]]> By: Elmock http://www.thecorrectness.com/movies/iron-man-2-review/comment-page-1/#comment-1801 Elmock Fri, 14 May 2010 17:21:51 +0000 http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=3088#comment-1801 I tried to sit through the credits to see the end, but the theater turned on all the lights and started cleaning. I asked for my money back saying “I paid for a whole movie but I didn’t get it, I want my money back.” Well to make a long story short word were exchanged, cops were called and I can no longer go to that theater. Iron man 2 best movie ever. I tried to sit through the credits to see the end, but the theater turned on all the lights and started cleaning. I asked for my money back saying “I paid for a whole movie but I didn’t get it, I want my money back.” Well to make a long story short word were exchanged, cops were called and I can no longer go to that theater. Iron man 2 best movie ever.

]]> By: Iron Patriot http://www.thecorrectness.com/movies/iron-man-2-review/comment-page-1/#comment-1800 Iron Patriot Fri, 14 May 2010 17:07:56 +0000 http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=3088#comment-1800 The movie reminded me of The Incredible Hulk, which left most of the character development on the cutting room floor. I have a feeling we're going to see a bunch of solid deleted scenes once IM2 hits DVD. If DC has one advantage over Marvel in the live-action world, it's simple: They're not afraid of the 2.5 hour movie. The movie reminded me of The Incredible Hulk, which left most of the character development on the cutting room floor. I have a feeling we’re going to see a bunch of solid deleted scenes once IM2 hits DVD. If DC has one advantage over Marvel in the live-action world, it’s simple: They’re not afraid of the 2.5 hour movie.

]]> By: cecilthunderpussy http://www.thecorrectness.com/movies/iron-man-2-review/comment-page-1/#comment-1796 cecilthunderpussy Thu, 13 May 2010 23:51:50 +0000 http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=3088#comment-1796 i see your lundgren punisher, and raise you a spiderman in rock climbing gear. i see your lundgren punisher, and raise you a spiderman in rock climbing gear.

]]> By: Tomass http://www.thecorrectness.com/movies/iron-man-2-review/comment-page-1/#comment-1791 Tomass Thu, 13 May 2010 13:58:26 +0000 http://www.thecorrectness.com/?p=3088#comment-1791 Ya it was Meh. And would have been crap without R.D.J. It was basically "Iron Man 1" - Uber Dance Club Supa Supa Sexy Snell Remix. It had more - More boobies. - More boom boom. - More Iron Manseses er... Menseses - More evil industrialists. - More daddy didn't love me, daddy does love me. - More Shield-eses - More yelling (refer to Sam Jackson) - More fast cars - More Peril - More Credits (like 10 mins of em) It had all New! - A bird or 2. - Sam Jackson - Angry (presumably French) race car driver - The hammer of Thor All NEW AND IMPROVED! - Apparently Circles arn't cool anymore and triangles are now the hip cool new shape. It makes me wonder if this movie was made around 1995 to 1998 if the new core to the chest would have been an oval / some type of ellipse, like an Oakley logo. Really this whole movie felt like one big commercial for an Avengers movie. I like the idea of an Avengers movie don't get me wrong. But could they not have just made it and saved me the trouble of having to sit through this movie. It just felt like a boring them park ride remix of the first movie. It wasn't bad, but it definitely wasn't good. Ya it was Meh. And would have been crap without R.D.J. It was basically “Iron Man 1″ – Uber Dance Club Supa Supa Sexy Snell Remix.

It had more
- More boobies.
- More boom boom.
- More Iron Manseses er… Menseses
- More evil industrialists.
- More daddy didn’t love me, daddy does love me.
- More Shield-eses
- More yelling (refer to Sam Jackson)
- More fast cars
- More Peril
- More Credits (like 10 mins of em)

It had all New!
- A bird or 2.
- Sam Jackson
- Angry (presumably French) race car driver
- The hammer of Thor

All NEW AND IMPROVED!
- Apparently Circles arn’t cool anymore and triangles are now the hip cool new shape. It makes me wonder if this movie was made around 1995 to 1998 if the new core to the chest would have been an oval / some type of ellipse, like an Oakley logo.

Really this whole movie felt like one big commercial for an Avengers movie. I like the idea of an Avengers movie don’t get me wrong. But could they not have just made it and saved me the trouble of having to sit through this movie. It just felt like a boring them park ride remix of the first movie.

It wasn’t bad, but it definitely wasn’t good.

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