Still a Better Love Story than Dark Knight Rises

Our recent poll: "So, What's your deal?", led some interesting conclusions...
And here are the results...

Okay, so over at Fark, there's a thread discussing the merits of Johnny Depp, and an assertion has been made that he's an attention whore. This seems ludicrous to me, as the guy is known for avoiding attention, and doing all kinds of charitable deeds like visiting Children's Hospitals as Jack Sparrow. More than just rehashing that argument, I'm interested in what our readers think in general, so why not start with Johnny Depp? I'm curious as to what The Correct have to say. (oh, that's YOU, by the way. I just came up with that.) Sound off.

Michelangelo used paint and marble. Escher used Pencils. Andy Kaufman used confused looks and a sense of simmering anger. The dad in A Christmas Story used swearing. Cam Ashcroft's chosen medium is the Facebook Status update. The Correctness proudly presents a brief sample Ashcroftian wit for you to enjoy.

Because you’re a grown up, and it’s based on a book for 12 year olds. (See also “Transformers”, “Twilight”, and “The DaVinci Code”)