Indiana Jones and The Motivation of Doom

7 things we hate about Weddings: Lest we start to sound unromantic, let us first say that we here at The Correctness have no objection to the notion of making a lifelong vow to your partner who you deeply love. No, we think marriages are a lovely idea, and fully 2/3 of The Correctness are happily wed, and a mere 1/3 of us are hopeless bachelors who screw up every relationship we touch like some kind of reverse King Midas (See the Hollies 1968 “hit” entitled "King Midas in Reverse" if you would like to see this metaphor extended into meaninglessness).

Our recent poll: "So, What's your deal?", led some interesting conclusions...
And here are the results...

FRIDAY 2:00 P.M. Fathers Funeral Catch the 8:15 from Wittenberg for Dads Funeral REMEMBER!! Send postcard to Ophelia (with words of so sweet breath composed as to make the postcard richer) 12:00 p.m. Inherit crown, (Huzzah!) 1:00 p.m. Rule Denmark (Double Huzzah!) Funeral Speech?? What a grace was seated on this brow, So long, Dad its my country now! (ha ha.)

Superhero Smackdown! Friday Night Fight! Here at The Correctness SportsishNetwerkkz, we offer our be-all-end-all absolutely correct answers on which superheroes would win in a fight. Marvel? DC? Watchmen as distributed by DC? Spongebob Squarepants? It’s a 16 superhero smackdown to find one final winner! The playoffs continue this week in the Pengrowth Deathdrome. It's down to 8, and out thirst for blood is growing like a daisy that grows on blood.

This week's poll dealt with the sensitive topic of severing ties with a lover. This can be a difficult and emotional event, or a source of free lyrics...
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