File under: Awkward Usage, Modern language, "Literally"
Hello, Modern Language Users:
Um, hey, gosh guys, I'm not sure how to put this. You know when you say things like "That was literally the biggest meal ever", or "That was literally off the hizzy"? You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, about that...
Yeah, um, I'm no Grammar Nazi, I mean, not anymore, and I certainly enjoy the flexibility of writing in this casual style. It's just that I think what you think "literally" means isn't what it means? Ya know?...
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Hey folks, Admin_Rock here. Remember when there used to be three (or four) of us bringing you our thoughts and musings? Yeah, me too. Rather than excessive whining about why it is that the busiest of us somehow is holding the bag and bringing you new content, let's just jump right in:
NBC has picked up the latest show from JJ Abrams called "Revolution".
Ceci un postmodern conundrum.
RobbieRobTown(Quote) (Reply)
…cici ce n’est pas drole. les persons francais a une mauvais idee quest-ce que c’est drole.
/tabernac!
thereisnospoon(Quote) (Reply)
Put that in your pipe & smoke.
Pipe down!!
Peter Piper paint a pipe of pickled Beatle Prudence.
Peace Pipe & love,
Ringo
Ringo(Quote) (Reply)
Lol ! if you learned some french…..
Myself(Quote) (Reply)
“Pipe” is French slang for “blowjob.” The joke goes a little deeper than just semantics.
Rachel(Quote) (Reply)