"...Yes, he had slain the Ogres of Tangle’s Deep, yes he had tricked the Warlock King of Hellsbridge Meadows, yes he had climbed the insurmountable peaks of Zordan, but at the moment, he thought to himself, after all his achievements “ I could really take a dump right now. That would totally smooth out this coronation”...
Some of our regular readers know that I am a student teacher, and as such I am surrounded by children who have no idea how offensive or hilarious they are. An example: Kid: I like your toque, Mr. M! Where did you get it? Me: Thanks, my mom gave it to me. Kid: What? I thought your mom was dead! Me: Not to the best of my knowledge.
On seeing this facebook note trend: "Choose only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on... You can't use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Repost as "my life according to (band name)". " If I choose the Smiths, will people start calling and asking me if I'm okay again? Because I'm fine. No really, I'm feeling fine. I'm just busy... and it's just so very dark in my apartment... Pick your Artist: The Smiths
*Note: Today’s motivational picture was taken behind the scenes of the very popular Vaticanland ride “It’s All Your Fault After All”
Ladies: If the length of the pocket on your jean shorts is longer than the material itself, you are a whore.