Procrastination Motivation

1: Dear Kellogg's: You are no doubt aware that you are the manufacturer of Frosted Flakes. If you are not aware of this fact, you should be.  I am going to presume you are, indeed, aware. Of this fact.  You guys make Frosted Flakes.  Your "Frosted Flakes", which are puffed corn of some variety or another, have the unlikely mascot of an anthropomorphic tiger, who wears a scarf for some reason. This he does, and I can only surmise, because Tony is a gang member, or possibly a barnstormer.

DECEMBER THIRD: DEATH If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. And I have learned that the same applies if you want your "Twelve Days of Chipmunks" series to start on the first of December. I had a perfect plan. One day for introductions, twelve days for the songs, and most importantly, it would end on December 13th. But I suppose "taking care of children" and "having a job" got in the way of Admin_Rock's duty to post my article. Fine. At least now, I can post my masterpiece under my own name.

DECEMBER NINTH: SPITE Anyone familiar with "Christmas with the Chipmunks" can tell you that “Christmas Time (Greensleeves)” is, without a doubt, the worst track on the album. It’s agonizingly slow, the harmonies are stale and familiar, and none of the Chipmunks sound like they even enjoy singing it. Most people assume that at this point, Bagdasarian simply began running out of ideas. And who could blame them?

Tens of you e-mail The Correctness, having recognized our competence at guiding you through your journey to being Correct. You ask us "Correctness, what should I spend time on this weekend." And so, we bring you our recommendations. Not all will be current releases, but all will be worthwhile. Movie: Blindness (2008)

Recently, as our regulars know, we went to universities all over North America and asked for essays to be entered into a new contest just for surly teen freshmen. Almost no entries were posted, save only this highly offensive submission from "Billy, Age 18". We weren't going to share it, but then... Please be warned, this inexplicable rant contains NSFW language.