Halo Dolly

Flight of the Conchords Fan Fiction by Tbinns

June 9, 1987: It was a hot night in the Big Easy, and the audience was rigid with anticipation- For good reason. Tonight, for the first time ever, Cockshark had shared the stage with Brothersucker. For one night only, two of the biggest, hardest acts in Metal would come together, simultaneously, in front of a crowd of thousands. Brothersucker hit the stage first, surprising the audience with their size. Yes, their members had swollen as Brothersucker now had founding member and keyboardist Rock Dalton playing with them again. Minutes before the show, Brothersucker had taken him in the back to celebrate Rock's hard homecoming. Read more

Dear Penthouse, I calculated the odds of the letters that people write you being true, constructing a formula based on ratio of repeated incidents, and comparitive studies on similarities of writing styles, and divided it by a whole number rounded up, calculated from an overall probabilty factor based on plausibility and came to the conclusion that the letters written in your forum were specious at best, and certainly would never happen to me.

As part of our continuing service to you, The Correct, we continually find things for you to be in favour of. In our crazy, fast paced, webmanic society, it's easy to miss something. Our "A Case For" series presents something (a TV show, film, Book, Band etc) that might deserve a look. Our first installment "A Case For: Farscape" was presented by one of our regular readers, and we encourage that sort of behaviour. If you have something you'd like to make a case for, write it up and send it to us at admin@thecorrectness.com . See the end of the article for more info. This week, we bring you A Case For Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Read More...

More than I hate the TV Show "The View" and that is saying a lot. Just for the sake of context, please take a listen to as much of this as you can stand. I made it about a minute and a half in.